Scrat

A small, sweaty, acne-ridden, greasy, damp person who absolutely reeks of numerous STI’s. Dresses very similarly to the homeless, by wearing filthy unwashed rags as clothes. Usually a spawn of inbreeding, this type of person is a physical representation of poverty.

“Look at that scrat over there! He has white cheese-like clumps of disease in his oily hair!”

by oscmc February 25, 2019

Scrat pum

When somebody is just being a dick head

Dylan is being an absolute scrat pum

by Tinytodger84 November 12, 2018

Scrat

A sense of frustration derived from the inability to sooth a mild irritation.

"This itch under my skin is giving me scrat."

by Ply Wood Cereal December 24, 2023

SCRAT

Little tramp who cant eat properly if they didnt use a specially modified fork to eat they would bit their fingers off.

Dont invite that scrat to the table

by Grnty January 30, 2024

Scrat

A feeling of frustration derived from dissatisfaction or a mild, unsoothable irritance.

"I have an itch that I can't scratch, it's giving me scrat."

by Ply Wood Cereal December 24, 2023

scrat

An illegal substance that is usually associated with the lower class.

Hey look, that dirty chav is of his head on scrat.

by scratty sundays March 2, 2015

Pack of Scrats

After a night of ingesting copious amounts of drugs and alcohol, your morning mud blast ratio is 90/10. 90% paints the bowl, and 10% gets caught in the hairy jungle of your ass.

You're so hungover you nod off on the toilet while the 10% coagulates into dingleberries attached to your ass hair, resembling a pack of rats swarming in a brush pile.

The morning after partying at a show, Mike passed out on the toilet and woke up with a Pack of Scrats between the cheeks. He had to take a shower to properly exterminate them.

by CitricAcidCycle February 10, 2025