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Itchy scratchy

My now 20 year old cousin’s old itchy ass baby blanket. (It looks the same as the one manny has)

“Why the hell do you still have itchy scratchy”
Itchy scratchy is the reason we never visit your house
by epicinator November 5, 2022
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MY ASS IS SCRATCHY

IT WONT DAMN STOP MY ASS IS SCRATCHY AND IM DIEING HELP
by opopopopo-opijyhu December 23, 2023
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Itchies & Scratchies

Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.
“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”

“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”

“30 minutes ago.”

“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023
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scratchy lips

When you kiss people so much your lips become dry and get mono
Omg Steven made me have scratchy lips
by Scratchy lips May 13, 2018
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scratchy-gasm

When someone is brought to the point of utmost joy, and/or lowest submission via scratchies.

Can be addictive like a drug.
"The best day of my life was when I had my first scratchy-gasm."

"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"
by chazz122 July 29, 2012
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itchy and scratchy

wow he's such a itchy and scratchy!
by ginger m1nge June 10, 2022
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scratchy-gasm

The overwhelming feeling of awesomeness when you have been given epic scratchies.
"Brohan, I had the best scratchies the other day. I totally had a scratchy-gasm."

"I tried not to have a scratchy-gasm, but, they were too epic."
by syndicatewarz July 29, 2012
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