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scrambled egg face

An offence where one has a severe case of acne
Oi, don't call Kevin scrambled egg face
by Lister March 17, 2003
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scrambled eggs between the legs

she likes to show off her scrambled eggs between the legs.
by Marcy January 28, 2004
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clayton scrambled egg special

When a guy blows a huge load in a batch of scrambled eggs and then feeds it to a girl that he had anal sex with the night before
My friend max gave some SMObag a "clayton scrambled egg special" this morning and she scarfed it down...what a dumb slut!
by sgdgdg March 5, 2008
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tossed salad and scrambled eggs

At the very end of his intro song

... Tossed salad and scrambled eggs.
by TamRen August 26, 2023
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Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus. The scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad shits and cums in close time covering the givers face.
My partner loves having me toss their salad and I love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. I love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they're calling again.
by JRBlack July 7, 2016
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Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.
I had an awesome night; I had a Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs with your sister.
by Mattie Love August 28, 2016
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Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation

A secret recipe of scrambled eggs, that was originally only for select memebers of the vatican. (the same one refered to in the book/movie The Da Vinci Code in scene 34B where tom cooks eggs for his soon to be x wife and children)
tom sure knows how to cook those eggs. he must have used a recipe from the Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation!
by oli1703 December 27, 2008
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