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das schmetterling

The best german word there is. Means "the butterfly" in English.
Du bist ein Schmetterling. Ich esse das Schmetterling.

You are a butterfly. I eat the butterfly.
by DUBISTEINEKUH April 14, 2017
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Schmidting

When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.
Dude, I totally Schmited that girl last night!
I was Schmidting that girl when the cops showed up.
by Reeta Poon February 7, 2008
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schmittgens

being extremely toolish, gay, homosexual. typically wears headbands and likes to make weird sounds when doing nothing important. particularily likes to say "I'm going to get you in the eye"
I thought he was cool at first but then went all schmittgens on me.
by rockerchick19 March 9, 2010
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schlitterbon

That incredible feeling you get after taking a humongous shit... feels kinda tingly
Dude i just had incredible schlitterbon i even had some pre schlit
by googoogaga888888 July 29, 2009
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Schmitt Faced

The term schmitt faced comes from professional football player Owen Schmitt's traditional of slamming his helmet into his face to pump himself up for the game. A local apparel company (Jacknut Apparel) termed his traditional as "Get Schmitt Faced" and slapped it onto a t-shirt to honor Schmitts tradition and to pump Seahawk funs up for the game, drinking, and Owen Schmitt.
by Sportsnet2020 October 26, 2009
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schmittered

I'm totally gonna get schmittered this weekend!
by schlittered103 September 12, 2017
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Mr. Shmitten

noun. (Mist-er Shmit-ten). A large stuffed whale with a sketchy past. He is long and white and is now a P.B.B. (Professional Bedtime Buddy). He is loyal to his owner but does not get wet often; Maybe once every three months.
Oh my gosh Joey! Mr. Shmitten is huge!
by LolaLilaPola May 18, 2011
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