schmants

Pants that are to full of holes, to be considered full pants

Kandy wears her schmants and they are dirty schmants.

by demon816 November 20, 2010

Schenkelberg

A town in Germany, also a German last name that makes you wish you had a cool last name like it.

"Hi, I'm (first name) Schenkelberg."
"Like Schenkelberg, Germany sweet!"

by Schenkelberg August 26, 2011

Schmangry

Being angry as a result of having had too much to drink.

Steve: "What is up with Pete? He just punched his reflection in the mirror"
Joel: "He's schmangry, he had far too many tequila shots"

by Capt Steve May 11, 2014

Schmanten

A German word for food that is incredibly tasteful.

For example you have a huge hunger and in front of you lays a chicken teriyaki sub from subway. If you eat, your going to „schmand“ it away. That’s called schmanten

by Amphee September 29, 2021

schmang twang bang

A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.

"Damn those twins are so hot, I am getting hard just looking at them, damn I'm tryna have a schmang twang bang"

by Amy Appler December 29, 2007

Schenniving

A combination of the words Scheming and Conniving.
Schenniving is to collude, or cooperate in an illigal or wrongful action, while simultaneously contriving a secret plan or plot.

"The Blues never sleep. They're to busy plotting to destroy our way of Life. That's how you can always spot a Blue Donut. They're always the ones Conniving and Scheming. Sometimes they do both. I call that, Schenniving." Sarge(Staff sergeant and leader of the Blood Gulch Red Team)

by Chruch March 17, 2010

schlenis

A new word referring to the human male penis. schlong+penis-ongpe=schlenis

She was sucking on my schlenis.

by HungDaddy37 November 7, 2011