Schlode

A mix of a schlong and a chode. If you have a schlode it means you have the length of a chode (tiny) and the thickness of a schlong (skinny)

Yoo Brad totally has a schlode, Amanda told me when she was suckin' it man!

by HiggyBank15 March 18, 2020

schloda

a goop crazy thing that you just don't eve ever get to know! don't even try ok? Then yo bad!

Holy schloda I just schlodad my schloda

by babeeyoda January 19, 2021

schlond poofa

muffler.

stip falling off the car , schlond poofa

by XxathenaxX June 11, 2022

Schlada Monday

After a night out you and the boys (hungover as fuck) take a trip to the nearest mexican restaurant to grab yourself some chicken enchiladas (aka schladas).

Ayyy boys its schlada monday baby. Lfg

by SPunkyxxx July 11, 2022

Schlade

Explosive bowl movement

The man schlade all over himself.

by bigshampoo January 12, 2023

Schlodged

When someone is in the middle completing something but they get utterly obliterated. It is an onomatopoeia for the property that slush has when you step on it.

Bob was in the middle of his final projected when he got schlodged by his professor.

by untab March 1, 2024

schlodge

The wet water that comes out of slush when you step on it.

The schlodge squirted out of the slush when I stepped on it.

by untab March 1, 2024