shammered

Seriously + Hammered = Shammered

"That joker is so shammered".

by Asecis April 12, 2005

slammered

being slammed and hammered at the same time.

a case of high life and 4 red bull and jagers will get you slammered.

by bitch ho September 21, 2003

Shmammered

Getting so to drunk that you pass the stages of smashed and hammered... So you combine them making you SHMAMMERED!!!!

Dude i was so shmammered last night i don't remember anything.

by K2theIzzle November 6, 2009

Schlammed

When you think you are doing something really good but in reality you suck.

Also If someone else besides yourself is doing something really good

Man look how beast I am at this game.

Bro you just got 1 and 20 you got schlammed.

Did you see that fight the other guy got schlammed.

by Princeman12 August 20, 2012

shmammered

Stoned and Hammered

Being High, than Getting drunk

by Lucas Tait May 26, 2003

slammered

When an asshole friend in the front seat rolls his window down when the car is approaching a large puddle do that friend in backseat gets hit by a wave of water entering the front window.

Hey asshole you just slammered me.

by Sullivan - Sigma Nu May 13, 2008

slammered

when you are so drunk you fall and break your face

dude, he drank vlad and got slammered, now his moneymaker is ruined

by the short train April 17, 2010