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Sofia shocking

A female animal with a strange hormonal imbalance that leads to a lady beard mustache and large excess amounts of pubic hair even hair that covers her tubular deformed breasts. She enjoys excessive tweeting playing with her cats and having sex with strange men for small amounts of money and Taco Bell. Typically she can be found in Woodside Queens but has been known to be in the bathroom of the mad donkey.
Guy: yo son she looked like she had one of them Isis guys in between her legs
Guy2: thats sofia shocking
by Randy marsh has a lisp May 12, 2017
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shocking

weird or worrying or out of place. or stateing the obvious.
you have homework today " well shocking".
by tracey March 24, 2004
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Shocking Off

When the male grabs jumper cables and attaches them to his nipples, balls, and toes. He then grabs the other end to the jumper cables and attaches them to a running car battery. The pleasure from it is electrifying.
"I tried shocking off last night, it was great!"
by Bill_Bob_123 June 22, 2008
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Schlacking

to take any opportunity (or create one) to complain about your life in the most annoying way as possible in order to get sympathy and recognition for miniscule accomplishments.
Boy: Hey, can I borrow your math notes?
Girl: Yes, but my great uncle-in-law died today and I'm not sure if I'm going to be ok or not, because I tried to call my friend and tell him about my great uncle-in-law and he wouldn't pick up his phone even though I called him 8 times and left messages and sent him like 20 texts.
Boy: Damn, stop schlacking off, I just needed to study for the quiz.
by Ashtyn84 March 6, 2008
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Shocking Aftermath

The look on your face after you took a ginormous poo.
You: "I just took a poo the size of an elephant. There was a shocking aftermath."
by Alianstr March 17, 2009
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shockinger

when something is a lot more shocking than something that is just shocking.
those fireworks were way more shockinger than the ones from last year
by BDizzy May 3, 2012
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shocking the monkey

if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.
by ndrndr December 23, 2011
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