Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.

Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!

by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008

sceti

A abbreviated form of spaghetti that needs to be shouted very loud.

Lunch lady:what do you want?

Guy: I WANT THA SCETI!

by notJulien May 20, 2009

Scetchwa

Scetchwa is a bastardized word derived from the term Scetch One which means someone who is scetch. Scetchwa usually refers to a person who is scetch. But can be used to describe anything you do not want to be involved in or anything you dislike. It is used as a synonym for "Fuck that!", "Damn that sucks/is a burn" or simply "No way".

Antonyms: Awesome, Sweet, Cool, Nice, Good Job, Good for You, Way to go.

"Dude i went out with that girl that works at hooters last night!"

"You mean the fat chick that was taking out the garbage? Scetchwa!!"

by Killa Coop February 11, 2010

schedule 1

In the United States, when a substance (drug) has a legal status of highly-illegal. It is also listed as having no medicinal value.

Marijuana is schedule 1 along with meth and heroin. There is huge controversy over the scheduled status of weed.

"Bro, I got the plug on that schedule 1 (weed/relevant drug). We gon be dead asf"

"Fuck yeah dude…I'm hella ready"

"It's gonna be lit.

by That Really Smart Guy. May 31, 2016

Kyle Scheetz

A disgusting human being that puts mayonnaise on hot dogs, breathes loudly, and sucks at playing games.

"Man, why would you put mayo on hot dogs, you must be a Kyle Scheetz"

"Man, that Kyle kid is sexy"

by Longman1 April 26, 2019

crew scheduler

A person who makes sure there are pilots and flight attendants for each flight going out, takes sick calls, answers ennumerable questions about everything under the sun and gets yelled at for other people's mistakes.

The crew scheduler made sure that there was a full crew to work the flight to Kalamazoo.

by Corlyann February 7, 2006

schedy

Schedule, used primarily during a 4th of July Twilight Zone marathon.

Check the schedy to see when Mr. Bighouse is on.

by dances with curtains September 5, 2008