"get rich quick" scheme that really works

Simple --- just publish a book that merely **claims** to tell you how to "get rich quick", sell lots of copies to greedy naive hopefuls, and then retire to a posh villa in Tahiti on the royalties.

I have developed a "get rich quick" scheme that really works, but you'll hafta shell out a small fortune for my book and da related materials in order to succeed.

by QuacksO September 2, 2018

ponzu scheme

any scheme or crafty plan involving ponzu sauce.

I got caught up in a ponzu scheme. My hama kama is ruined! Along with my whole vida.

by emmpanadas September 6, 2013

scheme

some who portrays something there not

a person claiming there this and that when in reality there just a little kid trying to scheme their actions

by Carlton Irving January 29, 2009

schemeckle

yiddish word for penis

oh my look at that schemeckle

by lmwred January 26, 2011

Trelles Scheme

An interesting 'scheme' thought up by the two elderest children in the Trelles family.

These inclube paint wars, extreme scavenger hunts, etc

fun times!

'Holy crap Justin, did hear about the new Trelles Scheme? We're doing 4000 balloons this time!'

' the new scavenger hunt is gonna be great! all over town this time!'

by Grjonko September 17, 2008

Madoff scheme

An unusually large Ponzi scheme, such as the $50 billion scheme Bernie Madoff operated.

Madoff's Ponzi scheme was so large, we can't even call it a Ponzi scheme. We call that a Madoff scheme.

by Apollo Jefferson July 16, 2011

Kroenke Scheme

A Scheme in where a football or soccer club is used as a tool to either gain funds for another team or club that the owner owns as well, or send their best players of to another team or club that the owner owns as well.

"Why does Kroenke not send enough money to Arteta or sell out the club and put them in the Super League?"

"Because it's used to fund the Rams, Kroenke doesn't care about the club, we are in a Kroenke Scheme."

by WowDowTheCrow May 17, 2021