Schist

a) A metamorphic rock

b) what people say when they want to be cool but they don't want to cuss

This rock is a piece of schist.

by 20paphonies May 25, 2016

scheisse

It's German for shit

Sheisse! I just ate grandma's diaphragm!

by Lothos Seven Seven Three Four March 19, 2003

Scheiser

Scheiser is a misspelling and mispronunciation of the german word scheiß or scheiße, which is commonly used improperly in American English. In standard German scheiße is used the same way Americans use fuck.

Scheisse (the English spelling) is also used as a prefix to describe something that is either unpleasant, disagreeable, or otherwise in some way considered to be bad or wrong.

Scheiße! Ich habe mich verlaufen!
Fuck! I'm lost!

-or-

Scheiße! Ich bin in die Tur meine Finger zuknallten!
Fuck, I slammed my finger in the door!

-or-

Ich finde Rauchen total Scheiss.
I think smoking is utterly dumb

-or-

Scheiser, Ich vergesse, das ich muss Scheisse sagen!

Scheiser, I forgot I am supposed to say Scheisse!

by Corey s. July 23, 2008

sheisty

A lying, cheating, scamming, two-faced, son of a bitch who smiles in your face while completely gypping you out of your money.

A mechanic who sells you a car for $5,000 that breaks down in less than a week of buying it and refuses to take it back and refund the money then jacks you around for 3.5 months about fixing the damn thing, doesn't; he manages to get it running but his sheisty ass lied about it being the battery - when it is really the engine - so now you can only sell it to Carmax for $1,200. That is a sheisty motherfucker.

by fuckedbymechanicwithoutlube July 3, 2009

schiesty

from the german "schiza". Shitty, shady, just an all around disreputable character

I gives a damn 'bout lame nigga actin' schiesty
Same one knew I was in jail and didn't write me
Wanna fight me then come find me
What eva you do shawty you betta think wisely

-tupac

by D Boi wit da words June 7, 2009

Schisty

To be inconsiderate or to take something without approval.

"Max, you are one schisty son of a b*tch!"
"You totally schisted my tattoo!"

by Gunslinger May 24, 2006

sheist/ sheisty

a shady individual that is quick to reach a means needed via trickery and dishonesty. A con-man.

There is a government regime that is infested by rich sheist/ sheisty individuals.

by manny gonzalez July 16, 2008