Happy birthday scablover
by Me882828 June 3, 2021
Get the Scablover mug.Like the normal scale used to rate chicks 1-10, but rated as if there was a paper bag on their head.
"Check out that chick with the busted face!"
"Whatever that shits like a paper bag 7."
(aka 7 out of 10 on the paper bag scale)
"Whatever that shits like a paper bag 7."
(aka 7 out of 10 on the paper bag scale)
by b18vtec September 18, 2010
Get the Paper Bag Scale mug.by Herobrine Richter March 12, 2019
Get the A 0 on the Richter Scale mug.Scalie is a word used to describe the non fur side of the furry culture.
The creatures usually have scales. creatures may include:
dragons, snakes, dinosaurs and many others
The creatures usually have scales. creatures may include:
dragons, snakes, dinosaurs and many others
by bug me not December 12, 2008
Get the scalie mug.friend scale is
1-cant stand to see them
2-don't hate them just really don't care for them
3-same room but no conversation... See More
4-don't hate don't like just not a huge fan of them
5-there alright
6-hallway friends (you exchange hello small talk if in the same class or close space other that no communication)
7-group friend (you hang out in the same groups but never hung out with them in a one on one situation)
8-good friend (you hung out one on one but not often. there not your first choice to call to hang out when your bored by any means)
9-real good friend- (you hang out one on one even exchange some secrets but you cant really call them your best friend due to some personality traits or sometimes you go long times without talking or something along those lines)
10- best friend
1-cant stand to see them
2-don't hate them just really don't care for them
3-same room but no conversation... See More
4-don't hate don't like just not a huge fan of them
5-there alright
6-hallway friends (you exchange hello small talk if in the same class or close space other that no communication)
7-group friend (you hang out in the same groups but never hung out with them in a one on one situation)
8-good friend (you hung out one on one but not often. there not your first choice to call to hang out when your bored by any means)
9-real good friend- (you hang out one on one even exchange some secrets but you cant really call them your best friend due to some personality traits or sometimes you go long times without talking or something along those lines)
10- best friend
person 1-you going to hang out with jason today
person 2-nope hes only a 7 on the friend scale maybe later when we play basketball.
person 2-nope hes only a 7 on the friend scale maybe later when we play basketball.
by BIG YIANNI SMACK April 27, 2010
Get the Friend Scale mug.The official scale of fecal size and weight.
Piss Load
- The smallest amount. Equivalent to the size of a piss sample for a piss test. It requires 1 nurse telling you to piss in a cup to make a Piss Load
Piss Ton
- A very small/small amount. It requires 2 Piss Loads to make a Piss Ton.
Crap Load
- This is a small amount. It requires 4 Piss Tons to make a Crap Load
Crap Ton
- This is a small/medium amount. It requires 3 Crap Loads to make a Crap Ton.
Shit Load
- The Shit Load is one of the most often used terms and a very common amount. Often referred to as "a load of shit". It requires 2 Crap Tons to make a Shit Load.
Shit Ton
- This is the maximum amount of shit you can express in one sentence. It requires 3 Shit Loads to make a Shit Ton.
Fuck Load
- The source of the size "Large". It requires 2 Shit Tons to make a Fuck Load
Fuck Ton
- The ultimate of the fecal scale. It takes 3 Fuck Loads to equal a Fuck Ton.
*CAUTION* It is illegal to include two Fuck Tons in the same scenario, the amount of mass created would collapse into itself and create a black hole and swallow the planet, and possibly the galaxy. *CAUTION*
Piss Load
- The smallest amount. Equivalent to the size of a piss sample for a piss test. It requires 1 nurse telling you to piss in a cup to make a Piss Load
Piss Ton
- A very small/small amount. It requires 2 Piss Loads to make a Piss Ton.
Crap Load
- This is a small amount. It requires 4 Piss Tons to make a Crap Load
Crap Ton
- This is a small/medium amount. It requires 3 Crap Loads to make a Crap Ton.
Shit Load
- The Shit Load is one of the most often used terms and a very common amount. Often referred to as "a load of shit". It requires 2 Crap Tons to make a Shit Load.
Shit Ton
- This is the maximum amount of shit you can express in one sentence. It requires 3 Shit Loads to make a Shit Ton.
Fuck Load
- The source of the size "Large". It requires 2 Shit Tons to make a Fuck Load
Fuck Ton
- The ultimate of the fecal scale. It takes 3 Fuck Loads to equal a Fuck Ton.
*CAUTION* It is illegal to include two Fuck Tons in the same scenario, the amount of mass created would collapse into itself and create a black hole and swallow the planet, and possibly the galaxy. *CAUTION*
"Brian - JORDAN, THAT IS NOT SAFE, YOU ALREADY HAVE 1 FUCK TON, 2 FUCK LOADS AND A SHIT TON!! STOP BEFORE WE ALL DIE!!
Jordan - JUST ONE MORE CRAP LOAD!! ACCORDING TO THE FECAL SCALE IT IS SAFE!!"
Jordan - JUST ONE MORE CRAP LOAD!! ACCORDING TO THE FECAL SCALE IT IS SAFE!!"
by BrianJoeysDad December 29, 2008
Get the Fecal Scale mug.The Baudains Scale is a way of measuring how attractive someone is.
As opposed to the usual rating system based on a score out of 10, the Baudains Scale adopts a time frame as the scale ranging from 6pm / 18:00 to 2am / 02:00. This score is considered when you are out on the town drinking with friends or colleagues relating to the amount of alcohol you would consume before taking them home.
Giving an individual a score of 6pm would be the equivalent of a 10/10 and would require no alcohol consumption. On the other hand, giving a score of 2am means you would be heavily intoxicated and would regret your decision in the morning.
As opposed to the usual rating system based on a score out of 10, the Baudains Scale adopts a time frame as the scale ranging from 6pm / 18:00 to 2am / 02:00. This score is considered when you are out on the town drinking with friends or colleagues relating to the amount of alcohol you would consume before taking them home.
Giving an individual a score of 6pm would be the equivalent of a 10/10 and would require no alcohol consumption. On the other hand, giving a score of 2am means you would be heavily intoxicated and would regret your decision in the morning.
Man 1 - "Her at the bar Baudains Scale, go!"
Man 2 - "A good 11pm"
Man 1 - "Not a chance, that's a strong 1am"
Man 2 - "A good 11pm"
Man 1 - "Not a chance, that's a strong 1am"
by BaudScaler December 12, 2017
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