Like I Said

Texting: LIS. (ph) a rude, passive-aggressive phrase, usually found at the beginning of a response, that lets someone know that they didn't listen to you. Done in convo with subordinates or anyone you disdain, because being polite to these people 'doesn't matter'. Often found in abbreviated form in response emails and texts, as LIS, indicating you think the person hasn't read or understood your post.

"Like I said, you need to get to the meeting 15 minutes ahead of time."

by moosynon September 24, 2011

that's what she said

The most versatile joke on Earth.

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

by Cockulon 3000 August 26, 2007

“Said” is Very Much Alive

said is very much alive, just highly introverted and to be used sparingly.

JOIN THE MOVEMENT

“hey did you hear about the “said” is very much alive movement?”
“no what the actual f##k dude”

by Cowboy_ June 27, 2022

she got big ol titties i said goo goo go gaga

Popular sentance in famous song "The race" but most enjoyable version of it is the sped of quandale dingle vetsion.

"she got big ol titties i said goo goo go gaga" Said Mlgsnipeer to mommy man

by khostafghanistan May 22, 2022

nuff said

Short form of enough said.

Self explanatory, nuff said.

by sldprt June 7, 2018

samidha

She’s a fearless Alpha Woman. She is independent, mysterious, free-spirited and eccentric. She has a unique sense of humor and a practical outlook in life. Inconsistency is a constant problem for her. She’s beauty with brains. Yes, a very rare kind. An old soul mixed with modern ways. Her magnetic personality, and unswerving loyalty to those that she loves, is just a small sample of the way that she wears her crown. She’s a homemaker, who knows how to take care of her man, but most of all, she’s independent. She lives in a beautiful balance, refusing to let stress or negativity overcome her. She loves freely, and never with strings. She can see through the BS no matter who’s bringing it to the table. She is indeed an endangered species.

She is the party herself. Wherever she goes, she brings all the good vibes and positive energy with her to lighten the air. The party don’t start till she walks in.

Un-Fucking-Mazing in bed!! Guys get addicted to her when they meet her once. She has fans all over the world. Don’t trust me? Go ask your friends, I’m sure one of them would know her for sure.
That's a pure Samidha.

Guy1: she's such a hottie
Guy2: she's a definite samidha

by My love❤️ February 7, 2019

thats what she said

A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke

DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub

chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once

thats what she said!

by uwould June 1, 2005