Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is the main character of a weird cartoon series on YouTube called Salad Fingers. Many have benefited from his wise words such as -"I like rusty spoons, I like to touch them. The feeling of rust against my Salad fingers is almost ORGASMIC".

People may also be referred to as 'Salad Fingers' if they get an orgasm from stroking rusty spoons.

Person 1:"oh my god, there’s a person getting an orgasm from stroking a rusty spoon in there."

Person 2"Yeah she’s my Salad Fingers Girlfriend.
Person 1: "Whoaa!!! She is HOT - I want a Salad finger girlfriend!!"

by urbanrustyspoonlover October 14, 2011

salad finger

to have one or more fingers that are swollen from breaking or jamming, and that finger is used to poke fellow employees or finger girls asses with.

I made Eric smell my salad fingers after an intimate night with his mom

by the real salad finger August 3, 2010

Salad fingers

This cartoon is just completely fucked up, how it was even legal to put this cartoon online is beyond me! I was shown the 1st episode of salad fingers and it disturbed me so much I stopped watching after 5 minutes!!! Howeber, people that I know have managed (somehow) to survive full episodes of this twisted shit, and I will never know how this was ever possible but the cartoon got worse! The man (I'm presuming) who was responsible for salad fingers needs to go to a phsyciatric ward and stay there until he realised the error of what he's done!!

Salad fingers: a schizophrenic,deformed pedophile.

by I'm unreal 2001 June 12, 2016

Salad fingers

When you finger a girl who has got a bush (unshaven vagine)

Bro I got salad fingers from Brooke Kenny

by Samcrook20 December 29, 2019

Salad Fingers

Having long, disgusting, smelly fingers.

Hey did you see that bitch tits' salad fingers. It looks like his dad was E.T.

by mrpoohbear January 19, 2011

Salad Fingers

He looks a bit like Bogman, who a teacher from Ardscoil Rís.

"you lookin at me boy? schnell!"

by Porter "The Pooka" McKenna March 3, 2005

Tossed salad fingers

When you scratch your butt hole with your fingers and go around shaking peoples hands then afterwards smell them and they smell like shit.

When I got home after the meeting I smelled my fingers and they smelled like tossed salad fingers.

by El coyote September 7, 2019