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Sacramento willy 

Def- (verb) The process of aggressively striking an individual in the facial area with any penis shaped object for joy.
EXAMPLE I: Ben Sacramento willy'd Anthony so hard last night with his favorite purple dildo.

EXAMPLE II: Sam drives around town doing drive-by Sacramento willies with his retractable dild.
Sacramento willy by ---Lil' B--- September 18, 2014

Sacramento Smegma Smooch 

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.
"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

Sacramento Treat 

It sure is hot outside. I think I'll make myself a Sacramento Treat and cool down
Sacramento Treat by bugbiteme April 4, 2007

Sacramento Whitefish

(noun) a used condom floating down the Sacramento River
Hey, looks like Kenji coaugt another Sacramento Whitefish!

Sacramento King 

When your holding a chick upside down by her ankles and having her suck your dick while you're wearing a crown.

sacramento scrub down 

When you scrub your partner down but use your remains of the ejaculation and scrub each other down then the best part occurs when it becomes crusty
Andrew gave his grandma a Sacramento scrub down