Social distancing

When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.

Guy: *stammers* "Can I number get your.."

Woman: "Social distancing! Give me 6 feet."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Social Distancing

Interacting with other people from a long distance (e.g. : Your home)

Example : Video calling, Messaging.

Often mixed up with Physical Distancing.

Billy : Hey dude let's hang out at the usual place.

Jake : Nah dude, social distancing.

by coloradoisweed October 27, 2020

Social Social-Distancing

Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.

Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.

by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020

Social distancing

Staying six feet apart to stop the spread of an illness.

Please use social distancing while inside the 99 cents store.

by LeontiosM. June 30, 2020

Social Distancing

SOCIAL MEDIA:
Not clicking emojis, 'likes' or reply, on the ill considered comments of the angry, uneducated, self absorbed people you discover are in your social circle (especially during a time of crisis).

YOU: "I don't understand all this stock piling, I mean it's ridiculous and so selfish..........I better take 3 please (I have an

elderly mother / my wife told me to get 3 / I only eat wholemeal / what do you mean only 2)"

ME: Social Distancing

by Salop Sense March 20, 2020

socially social distancing

to be physically social during social distancing during coronavirus. Meaning that you're still hanging out with friends even though there's a world crisis. A socially social distancer will have an ignorant family, and goes out with friends so they can post about it, thinking they're cool because they're breaking the rules. They do it for clout. They don't care about the people that are dying, they want to maintain they're status, or they're going out to do drugs because they're addicts.

God, that whole group is still going to each other's houses and socially social distancing! What asshats! Stay inside!

by my definitions are precise April 21, 2020

Virtual Social Distancing

The only way to avoid a virtual hangout during quarantine.

Someone you rarely hang out with: "Hey, want to have a zoom call tonight?"
You: "Sorry! I can't."
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Why not? It's not like you can go out."
You: "I know, but I'm practicing virtual social distancing."

by Little Walnut March 31, 2020