Relaxturbation

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

by Mast of the World June 14, 2009

Relaxalazy

Relaxalazy

1: When a person doesn't want to do a damn thing all day long but tip a few back sit in the sun and forget about it all.

Yeah this is Rederick. I won't be at work today cause I decided to relaxalazy it in the sun. Thanks for understanding and have a great day!!!

by MavrickSauls July 4, 2010

relaxterbate

a combination of "relaxing" and "masterbating"

It's my day off; I think I'm going to relaxterbate today.

by lilyofthemist March 28, 2004

Relaxing

watching memes the day before an exam.

Person 1: I'm relaxing
Person 2: Dude we have a chem test tomorrow.
Person 1: Oh ummm
Person 2: Yeah that's what I thought. Shut up before I make you study.

by the racist kid who makes jokes April 6, 2019

ryland adams

he’s the softest human ever and is the gayest queen ever. he put gays himself in every video and loves gucci. he is also the brother of morgan adams and is the sweet boyfriend of shane dawson

ryland adams just hit 3.2 million subscribers on youtube!

by truth tea sis November 27, 2018

yo relax

a term used when someone is clearly getting too worked up or emotional or starts spilling beer on your new jeans.

"I'm so depressed man, im never going to find another girl like that"
"yo relax"

by porneggs September 11, 2005

relax yourself

Very similar to calm yourself, it's what you say to someone who's acting up, maybe buggin, or in serious danger of going postal.

For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.

Paris: You borrowed my new skinny jeans without asking? I'll claw your eyeballs out, you thieving skank!

Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.

by BornBlitzed July 28, 2010