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rumor whore

A person who let's rumors get to their minds fucking them up and then slamming them into a climax. Mainly applicable to girls (sorry).
James: Oh my god. Katherine screamed her head off at me because somebody told her that I like all of her friends. So now she thinks I like her friends
Brad: She is such a rumor whore because all she does is let rumor's take her away and slam her into a climax
by Thugnificent Sloth Inc. May 22, 2010
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Mac Rumors

False accusations against Macintosh and Apple that uneducated windows users tell to other computer illiterate in efforts to prevent Macintosh from gaining more market share. These things are also said to make Mac users feel dumb, stupid, bad, or snobby. These rumors include but are not limited to:

Macintosh is overpriced/expensive
Macintosh is not compatible with anything that Apple didn't make.
Macintosh computers cannot run games.
Macintosh is less secure.
Macintosh locks you in to using only Apple products
Macintosh does not have any good programs.

None of these rumors are true, and all can be disproved with just a little research. Still, most computer users are too illiterate or stupid to figure anything out for themselves. These users make up 70% of Windows users who are only looking for a cheap computer, resulting in unfair game for Microshit.
Guy1: Once I stopped listening to all the Mac rumors and bought one for myself, I was the happiest computer user on earth.

Guy2: I told you that your other friends have no idea what they're talking about.

Guy1: I know. Thank you so much, I'll never put up with Microshit again.
by KT JDDD January 23, 2011
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rumoke

A alcholic beverage with a mixture of rum and coke.
"Hey Bartender, hook me up with a rumoke on the rocks."
"What the fuck did you say?"
"A rumoke.."
*Friends laughing in background
"Uhh.. i just want a rum and coke"
by James Mack March 18, 2005
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rumoke

A very easy drink to make. You could also find it at any bar or club. It consists of a mixture of rum and coke.
"Hey bartender, What's up? Hook me up with a rumoke."
"What did you say?"
"A rumoke.."
"WHAT?!?"
*Friends laughing in background
"Uhh.. i just want a rum and coke"
by James Mack March 18, 2005
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rumoke

"YO b-tender, hook me up with a rumoke."
"What the fuck did you say?"
"A rumoke.."
*Friends laughing in background
"Uhh.. i just want a rum and coke"
by James Mack March 18, 2005
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rumorlicious

Bob "Did you here that Susan is getting a boob job?"

Bob's Wife "No I didn't, but that is truely rumorlicious"
by gerlitzappel July 19, 2007
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Rumormagnet

A person who is so awesomely unique yet shy that everyone around this person can't help but start as well as spread gossip about him/her.
I heard some crazy things about that guy but it turns out he's just a rumormagnet.
by Mourninghowl August 17, 2011
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