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The 'Paula Radcliffe'

A 'messy follow through',
generally screwing up at the last minute//
often used in terms of sport (such as missing an open goal and similar).
derived from the marathon where Paula Radcliffe had to relieve herself.
The 'Paula Radcliffe' example:

Sam and Danny are watching a hockey match, where Max misses an open goal;
'That was a Paula Radcliffe mate! Owned!'
by Kat D April 7, 2007
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Paula Radcliffe

Where a female chokes or vomits whilst perfoming oral sex in the Half Marathon position. Named after the celebrity runner who vomitted during a race.
Jon: Aw man! There's vomit on my genitalia now!
Amy: Sorry, I must've done a Paula Radcliffe!!
by thegingerfurby December 11, 2011
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Oscar Rawcliffe

An absolute unit, sexy as fuck, got a big shlong and gets plenty of pussy. Oscar would show all those single ladies a Friday night to remember😉
OMG... who’s that sexy gdem over there, he’s such an Oscar Rawcliffe
by Drbigwinky2000 June 22, 2021
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Newton-Upon-Rawcliffe

A tiny village with no significance in the North Yorkshire Moors with a pub that has no significance anymore ran by an overweight soon-to-have-a-heart-attack man. In general Newton is a very dreary village mostly containing over 45 year old's that are in their mid-life crisis. The kids in the village either down at the local park (the only fun place in the village)
or indoors cause it rains all the time, or doing shitty homework given to them by a shitty school, ran by a shitty headteacher
Kid 1: You wanna go teh park later after I've had tea.

Kid 2: Yeah be out in a bi(t), got nout to do.

Known as Hillbilly Heaven with stories about it all the time such as being a place full of backstabbers. However there are some perks to living here. 1. Tractor Rally (Always good to watch) 2. Not worrying about getting shot or stabbed (it is England). On the other hand there are negatives: 1. Nothing to do EVER! 2. some farmers are moody as shit that are shite to talk with. 3. Watch out for Sheep Shaggers.
Newton-Upon-Rawcliffe
Man 1: I'm off teh pub in New-on later wanna grab a few pints.

Man 2: I'm fine tah mate, bloody dull village, sheep shaggers all ower
by mc.rib246 February 12, 2020
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Redcliffe Labs

A One-stop solution for all of your diagnostic needs from the comfort of your home, i.e. All diagnostic services under your roof.
He got his reports in a jiffy, he must’ve gotten tested with Redcliffe Labs
by Dr. RLD November 25, 2021
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Redcliffe Labs

A One-stop solution for all of your diagnostic needs from the comfort of your home, i.e. All diagnostic services under your roof.
He got his reports in a jiffy, he must’ve gotten tested with Redcliffe Labs.
by Dr. RLD November 25, 2021
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radcliffe half

The art of promising to save someone something but leaving them with fuck all.
A: Save us half on that ciggy lad
B: Yeah no worries mate save you a radcliffe half
A: What the fuck's that?! Smoking cork here lad
by Sewy 7 September 23, 2022
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