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Riverside County

The scum of the earth. A place you go if you are interested in spending thousands of dollars for nit-picky and corrupt law enforcement, or if you would like to vacation in a two and a half foot cell for two years. Also, the land of methamphetamine which can be purchased at your local street corner. Temecula is the 'attractive city' of this county, where police wait at ever corner to give you a ticket for entering the light at a yellow, which averages between a $600 and $1200 fine.

All natural life perishes due to the amount of cigarette butts and hatred spread at the courthouses in this county.

Hemet is another UNattractive city, filled with crime and methamphetamine. It is common for criminals to booby trap police stations and for young adult men to shoot each other over mild disputes.

Mead Valley is a death trap, if people don't like you, they just cut you up and feed you to their pigs.

Lake Elsinore is a city that is so polluted the fish all died in the lake and the smell is so rancid that it still lurks in the valley.

Avoid entering Riverside County by using the 5 North instead of the 15 or 215. San Bernadino county tends to be just as bad as Riverside County.
One of those Temeculites ran into the back of my car with no insurance and even sued me, the police backed him up. Now because I actually have to work for a living, I lost my job because the DMV suspended my license without my knowledge and my car was towed. I lost everything to the corruption and greed in Riverside County.
by demented fly January 7, 2012
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Riverside-Goodbye

To exit a party, bar or other social gathering in a stealthy manner without saying goodbye to ones friends. Often done as a way of avoiding friends trying to prevent you from driving drunk or to escape a bad hookup.
Person 1: Dude what the fuck happened to you last night, we were all partying and then I noticed you were gone. What the fuck, you didn't even say goodbye.
Person 2: I was so wasted I had to give you all a riverside-goodbye.
by Machetti June 2, 2007
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Riverview Highschool

It’s a school full of Pretty ass girls who think they’re changing the world by violating dress code, and dressing like hoes instead of just following the rules that have been set since day one. Your shoulders don’t distract me but your tits do sorry not sorry.
“Man riverview highschool has some fine ass girls but they are always so uptight”
by 33579 September 9, 2021
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Riverside High School

A school located in Boardman, Oregon. Their mascot is the Pirates and their school colors are Blue, White and Black. Everybody at Riverside thinks they are the shit because they went to state. What's funny is that they lost, due to all their bragging. Besides losing at state, this school is also the home to the weirdest fights. During a fight, people witnessed a shoe flying. Other than losing at state and having the weirdest fights, Boardman is somewhat a decent school.
Riverside high school is one weird but decent school.
by RetardoHaha August 19, 2010
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Riverside Boyz

Riverside Boyz AKA RSB Is A Squad Of Crazy Ass Motherfuckas Who Just Dont give Fuck And Only Smoke That Funk
Who are them guys?

Them?, Oh Thats Them Crazy Ass Riverside Boyz
by Wyte Boi 954 September 23, 2010
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Riverside

Set that Wayne Brady claims after shooting Ashy Larry.
"Riverside motherfucker!"
by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004
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Riverside High School

a basic hell hole with no a/c at all including fights shoot ups if possible and autistic kids screaming down the halls and where all bus drivers will always allow the white kids to say any words they want except for black kids any swear they say immediately they get a detention and where the teachers are also racist and if you just finish your homework when he passes you and you say you just finished he'll say to hell with it no longer matters to me you just get an F and a detention
person1: where do you go to school
person2: riverside high school
person3: good luck living
by mark johnberg September 30, 2018
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