river dog

A person who used to be part of a tight river rat community but who has been banished because they took too many dumps where they shouldn’t have and wolfed down too much food belonging to others when they weren’t looking.

That river dog is a serious goner, he even tried to hump my girlfriend’s leg while wearing this weird, blank canine look!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2020

Snake River Canyon

Evil Knievel's famous jump that broke him. In honor of his baddassness (also a word), Snake River canyon is when you gape a girls asshole and dangle your penis in it while shaking it like a wriggling snake.

I went to April's place last night, and after sperm whaleing in her back door, I gave her a Snake River Canyon for an encore!!

by Dr. Plito D'Awesome May 3, 2009

Ice river

A term used for when you have to take a cold shower cause there's no hot water!

Yo I went to shower last night and there was no hot water..I had to take a ice river shower bro!

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

up the river

when you get sent to prison

I got sent up the river.

by Cesar August 2, 2004

Ray Riced

Getting punched in the face violently with excessive force in close quarters getting your face crushed.

I was playing Destiny and I Ray Riced this thrall so hard that he hit a back flip.

by L1MBS September 14, 2014

Soup Riced

Another term for Surprised.

Me: "Oh Maxine I'm soup riced you're here"
Maxine: "Lamaw"

by Banjo_Bro May 27, 2021

Rivering

Verb; The act of flipping your coat over your head while making a sad face like a pouty little bitch. Made famous by quarterback Phillip Rivers, think of it as his version of tebowing!

Did you see Earl? He's in the corner Rivering cause I've been smashing him all day in Madden!

by Mellow D January 13, 2014