Jamie: I'm white so that would make me a cracker, or a Triscuit, or whatever new name people have come up with for white people.
Alan: Yeah.
Amy: What about me, I'm half white and half Asian. What would that make me?
Alan: Uh, that would make you Ritz Bits and Cheese.
Amy: Okay...
Alan: Yeah.
Amy: What about me, I'm half white and half Asian. What would that make me?
Alan: Uh, that would make you Ritz Bits and Cheese.
Amy: Okay...
by Wouldn't you like to know... September 12, 2005
Get the Ritz Bits and Cheese mug.To cheat on your girl/boyfriend with someone else at some certain place. Of off the movie "Regarding Henry." He would take his mistress to the Ritz Hotel to cheat on his wife.
Wes "Hey man what are you doing tomorrow?"
Ryan "Hey im taking Kelsi to the Ritz Hotel, dont tell Maria."
Ryan "Hey im taking Kelsi to the Ritz Hotel, dont tell Maria."
by Ryan Dante September 25, 2006
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A phrase to describe a man with a huge penis. The size of a pack of Ritz crackers... after you've taken out 4 crackers.
by Ritzabee December 21, 2008
Get the Ritz Pack Minus 4 mug.a black person who acts white
by R3DruM October 29, 2009
Get the ritz cracker mug.While in the act of having sex, you pullout, take an entire pack of Ritz, while still in the un-opened package, and slam it inside her pussy as you slam your dick inside her ass while she suprised by the mysterious and un-expected pack of ritz.
"Hey Karl, how was your night?"
"Pretty good, thanks for asking Kevin."
"What did you do, Karl?"
"I pulled a ritz maneuver on my girlfriend last night."
"Wow, that sounds kind of..... ritzky."
*both laugh at the horrible pun just committed, and that Karl is now, without a doubt, single.*
"Pretty good, thanks for asking Kevin."
"What did you do, Karl?"
"I pulled a ritz maneuver on my girlfriend last night."
"Wow, that sounds kind of..... ritzky."
*both laugh at the horrible pun just committed, and that Karl is now, without a doubt, single.*
by sirlongwood April 15, 2015
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Get the ritz cracker mug.A Stylized 420 Name for a Pen Pipe.
A type of MacGyver
A Pen that has its parts removed to store & smoke Ganja.
The name originates from the use of pens by Upper Crust stoners.
It was perfect for "classy concealment" of Marijuana especially during increased drug busts in the 20th Century.
When smoked, it looked just like a simple cigarette or cigarette holder.
A type of MacGyver
A Pen that has its parts removed to store & smoke Ganja.
The name originates from the use of pens by Upper Crust stoners.
It was perfect for "classy concealment" of Marijuana especially during increased drug busts in the 20th Century.
When smoked, it looked just like a simple cigarette or cigarette holder.
Watson: "Is that a Pen you are smoking out of"?
Reginald: "More than just a Pen dear Watson, 'tis a Ritz Carlton ;)"
Watson: *snubs*
Reginald: "And He'll never know."
Reginald: "More than just a Pen dear Watson, 'tis a Ritz Carlton ;)"
Watson: *snubs*
Reginald: "And He'll never know."
by Droid Vinyl April 30, 2012
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