Rigor Dick

That coveted erectile state whereby your cock stays rigid and hard, even after ejaculation, allowing you to give her the D all night log.

I shagged her till she passed out braaaahhh. I had the rigor dick last night. She can't walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

Rigorous activities

Referring to either the act of sex or calculus depending on the circumstance. Sometimes purposefully ambiguous.

Guy 1: I did a lot of rigorous activities over the weekend.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I'm still screwed for the calc midterm.

by knitman April 1, 2009

rigor anus

n. the tightening of one's butthole when one is shocked or frightened

rigor anal. adj. to have experienced the tightening of one's butthole when shocked or frightened

"Dude, why'd you break so hard?"
"The light changed faster than I thought."
"Well, it gave me rigor anus."

"So I was watching The Exorcist last night and it gave me the worst rigor anus"

"Whenever she announces a pop-quiz, I go rigor anal"

by Ben Diamond December 19, 2007

ridonkadiculous

Extremely and most utterly without a doubt ridiculous

Rediculous to the extreme

so rediculous, more rediculous than normal.

Man, this shit is Redonkadiculous

by Blue+Mark+P-Marsh March 3, 2004

Ridonkulous

Adjective: Completely absurd and totally annoying. Uber pathetic and freekin' out of control.

1. This traffic is freekin' ridonkulous!
2. This syllabus is ridonkulous!

by davismer February 22, 2011

rigo

a sexy mexican, sorta gangster, gets along good wit everyone.

Damn foo hes so fuckin cool hes just like rigo

by Oxnerd344931 April 4, 2009

Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)

Something that is so utterly absurd..it even qualifies for sheer stupidity and making an ass of someone or something. A mix between Ridiculous and Assinine (sp?) Can also be used as an exclamation for something funny or sarcastic. (depends on the inflection of voice and situation)

"I cannot believe what he said in that meeting...that's just Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)!"

OR

"That video was friggin Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)!"

by Long Range111 February 3, 2010