Ricardoed

The act of someone scratching your new iPod touch.
This also gives you and Enrique the right to call them a bitch for ever

Drew:Ricardo can you jailbreak my iPod?
Ricardo:Sure
.....Next Day.....
Ricardo:here!
Drew:its not jailbroken? A scratch? you bitch! I got Ricardoed!

by Definitely not Drew September 09, 2010

Ricardo

The love of my life. A beautiful soul with the biggest heart. Takes care of so many people and never complains. Has a big but soft heart but doesn’t like to show this too often. Needs to work on showing his love that he is dedicated and trustworthy. He is a great protector and a great role model. Tries his hardest but doesn’t get recognition a lot. He should settle down and live his best life

Her: hey Ricardo, do u know what I want??
Ricardo: yes to be my halal?

Her: how do u know me so well?

by Nothinggoinfforu February 03, 2023

Ricardo

A Mexican man with very large erect ears.

That man looks like a Ricardo.

by jimmy w. December 08, 2011

Ricardo

Ricardo is usually a Hispanic descent type of guy with brown hair and brown eyes. He is tall, kind-hearted, caring and makes sure that everyone around him is happy before he is happy. He is also a really calm guy and likes to take it easy. May seem shy and quiey at first, but he is a really funny, outgoing, crazy guy, nice and friendly with everyone ,mostly, but not afraid to stand up for himself and throw it down. This guy is a great person eventhough he seems to be dull. Ricardo is a great friend and cares about the people he loves and is a very trustworthy type of guy, because he is one of the most loyalist type of guy and he will never let you down. So if you trust him, he will trust you with his life. He plays football or/and basketball and is also super cute, super funny and loves to play video games. He is definitely good looking, and most girls like him. He is also the type of guy, who is super friendly which often gets mistaken as flirting. He is also a great boyfriend, but he has only one girl in mind, so back off ladies!!!

"Who the hell is this guy?"

"This guy?! His name is Ricardo. Never get too close with him! He is either one of your best friend, who stands absolutely loyal to you, or he is your greatest enemy, who makes your life to a nightmare, if you are betraying him or do something else, that he doesn't respect."

by The Ghøst November 21, 2021

Ricardo

Ricardo is a guy who will be the nicest with you at first and after that he’ll be charming with you. He has a kind heart at first but once you fall for it. He will take advantage out of that so becareful to the Ricardo’s out there. He’s really dumb and will manipulate you but other than that he’s a chill corny dude.

Someone: is that Ricardo the guy who you was talking to?

Me: yes he is

by hairyballs666 November 22, 2021

Ricardo

Ricardo is usually a Hispanic descent type of guy. Brown hair and brown eyes. He is tall, kind-hearted, and caring. He makes sure that everyone around him is happy before he is happy. He has a girl named Aurora who will beat up every other girl her crosses into her path. Ricardo is a very trustworthy type of guy. He plays basketball and is also super cute. He is definitely shy at first, but throughout time, he is very outgoing. He is super funny and loves to play video games. He is definitely good looking, and most girls like him. He is swole too. He also hates Leanna. He also the type of guy who is super friendly which often gets mistaken as flirting. He only has one girl in mind and her name is Aurora. So back off ladies!

Vanessa: " Who is this Ricardo?"

Person: " He is a pretty swole, nice, kindhearted guy, but watch out because Aurora will beat you up!"

Vanessa: "Oh" *punched in the face by Aurora*

by Funny_Oreo July 18, 2019

Ricardo

Ricardo is the goofiest nigga you will ever meet. He also sneak disses everyone and never links up.

Fuck that ricardo kid.
Ricardo never links up.

by finesu July 07, 2016