relationship wallpaper

When someone uses a large picture of their significant other or themselves with that significant other as computer (especially laptop) wallpaper to annoyingly illustrate the fact that they are in a relationship to the whole world, and especially their classmates.

Student1: look at that lamer using a pic of himself and his fat girlfriend at a toga party as relationship wallpaper.

Student2: yeah, look at that backfat on both of them. gross.

by loulud79 November 6, 2009

In A Relationship

Some BS that FB made up to let all your friends/everyone else know who you’re currently fucking.....Stealth motherfuckers(who think they’re sneaky as fuck),just put “in a relationship”,without really specifying who it is(that they’re fucking).....Really,it’s not an official relationship status.....Women like to put it on their relationship status(to keep all of the hard dicks away),and men like to put it(to let everyone know who they’re fucking,and that they’re fucking someone currently).....Doesn’t really matter(who it is),they’re fucking.....As long as they are.

“Is that who Barbara is currently fucking?”....”How can she be “in a relationship”,when her sorry ass is married?”....”.Why is she pretending to be available when she’s not?”.

by jim6471 November 17, 2020

Redät

The best person you‘ll ever meet in your entire life. She could not be any cuter and more beautiful. It‘s easy to love her and she’s down to do anything with you. Everyone’s needs a Redät in their life.

Lisa : oh my god she drove me home last night and bought me ice cream. She‘s the best.

Oliver : of course she did. It’s Redät.

by LiloLover62 August 9, 2022

committed non-relationship

the relationship status of a couple who break up because they don't want to be long-distance, yet still talk every day and both plan to "see how things turn out"

The girl was hitting on Dino, but he was in a committed non-relationship with Jessica, and would never cheat on her.

by malberry August 31, 2012

Regatta Roulette

The act of taking the gamble and getting shitfaced drunk the night before the Royal St. John's Regatta in St. John's, Newfoundland. Due to the precarious status of the holiday*, this is a risky venture. People may have to go to work with a hangover, or worse: still drunk.

*The Regatta is one of very few weather dependent holidays. If the winds are too high, the boat races are cancelled and there is no holiday. (it will be moved to the following day, weather permitting).

Why is Jane covered in excrement and wearing sunglasses at her desk?

She lost bad at Regatta Roulette.

by townie86 August 2, 2011

On and Off Relationship

When you and your girlfriend/boyfriend are on and off . Y'all have been thru so much , arguments, lying, heartbreak, personal issues and one day y'all not speaking to each other and then 2 days later y'all are all flirtatious and kissey face again. Everybody knows that you two love eachother .. Y'all break up one day and back together the next

Friend : You and so and so still together?
Girl : Idk
Other Friend : They on and off all the time
Friend : Knowing y'all gonna be all on eachother in no time
Girl : I love him but he's too much. We just have a on and off relationship

by yohoewce May 23, 2015

Private Relationship

When you and your partner are in a relationship, and people are aware of that relationship yet do not know the inner workings of it. People in a private relationship do not post or share all of the details of their relationship for everyone to know, they respect one others privacy. Elite Partnership, no gossip.

Greg and Elizabeth have been in a private relationship for three years now, but I have no idea what they do when theyre alone.

by cerealcrusader December 7, 2019