Turtle retreat

When a bitch is taking a literal shit and you ram your cock up her ass.

Damn dog you made that "turtle retreat"

by Turtle tickler October 8, 2016

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Retreat

To back up onto a dick accidentally

Dave retreated into me during yesterday

by Dave cricket November 21, 2019

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You've had a night out, you got drunk and went home with someone to their place. Sex was had and you went to sleep happy, satisfied and wasted.

You wake up the next day and suddenly realise what you did. Full of regret (for whatever reason), you then try to make a silent retreat so last night's partner doesn't notice you leaving and ask any awkward questions (like "can I call you?")

Henry: It felt so right at the time, me and Sarah had this huge argument, this girl was all over me and pretty soon we're back at her place.

Eddie: Oh geez...
Henry: Yeah. I wake up next morning to find myself next to this complete stranger lying asleep and text messages from Sarah telling me how sorry she is.
Eddie: What did you do?
Henry: Make a silent retreat. Last thing I needed was her asking me for my number.

by WatcherMark May 23, 2019

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Retreat

A word that workplaces use as a disguise for a really long meeting full of yawn provoking lectures instead of just calling it a “work meeting”

Hey, are you going to the work retreat? Yes, I can’t wait to spend all day at the retreat to learn about statistics and quality improvement!

by Fullmonty May 3, 2018

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hangover retreat

A positive light to medium hangover which disables you from any engaging activities a lets you get lazy!

Utilized by all smart hard working men and women around the globe during the weekends.

Invented by Weekend Warrior Initiative (WWM).

I had such a awesome drinking match yesterday and today I am on hangover retreat. No work and other freaking responsibilities for me today.

by Ebony Hide May 10, 2012

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