Reckoning

The time when you are held accountable for your actions - good or bad - and thereafter receive the punishment or reward for those actions.

In other words, what goes around comes around eventually.

"I can't stand her! Let me at her!"

"Nah don't trip, she'll have her day of reckoning "

by Girldyel May 25, 2020

John Resnover III

If your name is John Resnover the III you get no females and need to hit the gym

My name is John Resnover III

and I get no females. I also can’t lift a 20 pound weight.

by John Resnover III May 4, 2022

New Year's resolution

n: An assessment of, and often delusional attempt to correct, one's shortcomings. Typically made on a day that is arbitrary except that it begins a new year on the standard Gregorian Calendar. Given the arbitrary nature of the date and the sudden change of lifestyle demanded by most resolutions, it should not be surprising that most resolutions are abandonded by the start of the next year. Fortunately the next New Year gives a person the opportunity to make the same resolution again.

A common New Year's resolution: get fit, get thin, get hot, get laid.

A common outcome: stay out of shape, stay fat, stay ugly, masturbate.

by ScabNainz January 19, 2006

reckon

To think, suppose, stipulate.

I reckon it'll take three hours to get to Birmingham.

What do you reckon we'll have to do to convince him?

Rain tomorrow, d'you reckon?

by Mad Sloth March 28, 2004

new year's resolutions

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.

"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"

by Asshat December 31, 2004

resonance

1. This happens when two or more people match their soul wave lengths.

2. A song wrote by T.M. Revoultion

1. we looked over the cliff and just as the sun set we had a soul resonance

by XxDeathTheKiddxX April 3, 2010

reckoning

a settlement of accounts. retribution for a submissive's tortuous wrongdoings levied in a punitive way.

My sub knew her day of reckoning would soon come after having acted like a terrible little cock-hungry brat.

by TomySIR January 7, 2014