Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

by Rufymonkeyd February 7, 2020

hip replacement

The process of introducing a formerly cool person to a product or idea that attempts to make them cool again. Reinventing an individuals public persona through assocation or action.

Joe just had a hip replacement - he ditched his 20 year old CD Walkman for a new IPod.

Quentin Tarrantino gave John Travolta a 'hip replacement' with Pulp Fiction.

by Gavin Thiesfield April 27, 2007

Great Replacement

When white racists or supremacists claim that the racial mix of their country that belongs to their ancestors who first came to the land is now being disrupted by the growing population of the black and people of color, and by the influx of both illegal and legal immigrants from third world countries, and they need to do something about it to prevent themselves from becoming the minority group in the country.

From the US to the UK to Australia, right-wing politicians are promoting the great replacement theory among frustrated or unemployed voters, who feel that their lands are being invaded by Mohammedans, Africans, Asians, and refugees, who would one day form the majority of the population, if there is zero restriction on immigration.

by MathPlus October 3, 2021

Replacebook

The act of replacing someone's status to something stupid when they make the schoolboy error of leaving it open around stupid friends.

Person #1: 'Joe Bloggs is looking forward to the weekend'
(leaves the room with facebook logged in)

Person #2: (changes status to) 'Joe Bloggs wants you inside him'

Person #1: (comes back into room and sees smiling friends, instantly gets a sinking feeling) 'I just got replacebooked didn't i?'

by Tommy+Grizz May 29, 2009

Hip-Replacement

When a person replaces his/her loser significant other with someone who is more hip in the ways of music, fashion, etc...

"my boyfriend is such a douche canoe, i need a hip-replacement!"

"I heard Kelly got a hip-replacement"

by detmgi June 14, 2009

The Great Replacement

The Great Replacement (Theory) is a white-nationalist-far-right conspiracy theory originating from France.

The theory states that ethnic white Europeans are being systematically replaced with non-white people especially from countries like Bangladesh, Egypt, Indonesia, Iran, Malaysia, Nigeria, Pakistan and Turkey, also known as the 'Muslim world' through mass immigration.

There is also a commonly used 'dog whistle' that is related to this theory, which is the words "birth rates", designed to flag to white supremacists. (Used in the Manifesto of the New Zealand mosque shooter)

A: Did you know that Danny is a supremacist?
B: No, how did you find out?
A: He posted a story on his Instagram talking about white birth rates and The Great Replacement.
A: I knew something was wrong with that guy!

by KatzeK4 September 12, 2023

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A shoddy attempt at humor crafted by the Linux community in order to answer back at those who even mildly criticize their half-finished kernel or the "newbies" who are trying to seek help in getting Linux to function properly on their machines. Makes one look stupid when said out loud in a group of people.

Newbie: Can you please help me configure my soundcard and modem? I read the manual, and followed the instructions, but both piece of hardware still refuse to work.
Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script, retard.
Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X.
Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.

by sarcastic May 29, 2004