Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)
by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019
Get the repairman's bondage mug.A financial package, like a golden parachute, added to BIPOC employment contracts that include diversity titles or JEDI responsibility. The severance package accounts for the emotional labor and emotional tax accrued during the job and protects against the statistically likely premature dismissal due to organizational flightiness, shifting of priorities, or gaslighting of the candidate.
I negotiated reparations severance into my employment contract because it was a Chief Diversity Officer role, and they like to fire us after they get their Linkedin photo-op.
by tiffany jana September 17, 2021
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Repartitionism is giving all of us free money.
by DrFrank#5840 April 28, 2023
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Get the reparations gang mug.1. Pertaining to an individual or behavior that is characterized by a lack of understanding or awareness to such an extent that it precludes the possibility of causing harm, as there is no intention or capacity to conceive of harmful actions.
2. Exhibiting such a degree of naivety or cluelessness that any potential for damage or offense is inadvertently nullified.
2. Exhibiting such a degree of naivety or cluelessness that any potential for damage or offense is inadvertently nullified.
1.That fool was so retarmless that he didn't have the capacity to throw a punch.
2. My cat was so retarmless that he could not catch a mouse .
2. My cat was so retarmless that he could not catch a mouse .
by Retarmless February 11, 2024
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