compound relief

The sensation of shitting and fapping at the same time while sitting on the bog. Waste also spews out both sides!

The lonely janitor often dreamed about the extravagant sensation that was "compound relief". It was a shame that he had been castrated and he had permanent constipation.

by Sexington Mcgee June 21, 2015

Relief Pitching

A baseball term used to describe the act of engaging in sex with a less than desirable or not so attractive female, for the sole purpose of ending a period sexual frustration

I hooked up with an ugly chick last night at the bar.
Gross! Why?
I had to do some relief pitching son.

by OinkyB July 25, 2010

Comic Relief

The art of jacking oneself off with a Comic Relief Red Nose on the end of your penis.

"I'm easy going for some Comic Relief tonight."

"Been a long day? Looks like you could go for some Comic Relief this evening."

by Benjani69 March 13, 2009

Comic Relief

For a girl with the intention of fucking a comedian gives him head.

Girl1: Did you fuck that comedian after the show last night?

Girl2: We went back to his house and all he wanted was a little comic relief.

by kharazi November 17, 2009

debt relief

divorcing one's wife or dumping one's girlfriend in order to get out of debt due the overspending of one's girl friend

Guy 1: Dude i got debt relief yesterday.
Guy 2: You are in debt?
Guy 1: Yea my girl friend was bleeding me dry so i dumped her.

by OnlySlightly July 21, 2010

Meat Relief

That feeling you get after eating a big juicy steak.
You've taken hours to cut a huge piece of meat and expended all your energy on it. You are now at ease.

Winston: Dude, are you done with that steak now? It's been an hour.
Michael: Yeah. Man, meat relief!
Winston: Took you long enough!

by filletminion July 31, 2011

Relief Collapse

When one is done jerking off in another room when people are in the house, the Relief Collapse is the refreshing flop onto your bed in a haze of post-nut clarity with the relief that no one knew you were masturbating.

Tyler: Man, the relief collapse makes the post-nut high even better. Just gets all the worries out.

by Spriiing May 30, 2020