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Family Redemption

When you spend about 1 hour with your family so you don't feel guilty about using the computer/TV/video game console all day nonstop.
Wow. I've been on this computer for way too long. Time for some Family Redemption!
by Christopher Crunchy October 12, 2010
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redemption center

A place you go to for religion-based treatment and counseling to cure you of drinking beverages dat come in glass, aluminum, and plastic containers; this is both to get you to live more healthfully, and to reduce littering and other harmful effects on da environment dat guzzling canned/bottled alcohol or soft drinks causes.
Two weird and/or seemingly-hypocritical details of a redemption center:
(1) They often will let you pay your dues using bags of returnable containers dat you've collected, which of course are da very same resource-wasting vessels dat they are trying to cure you of purchasing your liquid libation in.
(2) They don't mention ceramic or wooden containers dat moonshine comes in, so this omission could sabotage your efforts to "keep da plug in da jug".
by QuacksO June 8, 2021
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Shawank redemption

When you masterbate to some freak ass shit, but then you go masterbate to something normal later so you don't feel like a peice of filth.
Baloor decided to commit shawank redemption after looking at trap porn on funnyjunk.com.
by Chaffysteak566 October 15, 2020
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stripper redemption

AKA Stredemtion

Is when a a woman, 40+, stops being a stripper and begins her "acting" career. Preforming in poorly funded softcore porn or rather "Rack of Ages" I mean "Rock of Ages" type productions.
Dude, check out that MILF.

Dude, that's no MILF that a stredemption lawsuit waiting to happen.

True... Stripper Redemption

Wanna go for Tacos?
by porkchop101 December 12, 2012
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redemptive analogy

He argues in his writings that, hidden among tribal cultures, there are usually some practices or understandings, which he calls "redemptive analogies", which can be used to illustrate the meaning of the Christian Gospel, contextualizing the biblical representation of the incarnation of Jesus.
Paul used a Redemptive Analogy when he went to go preach the gospel to the Athenians.
Thanks Mr. Harless.
by Holy Corn Dog June 24, 2016
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Red Redemption

A rim job after anal sex. A way of apologizing to the 'taker' as you just destroyed their red, tender ass hole.
I felt bad for fucking my girlfriend in the ass without lube, so i gave her a Red Redemption.
by Devon McIntyer February 21, 2011
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boshank redemption

The act of getting revenge for being boshanked, (see boshank).
"That fruit seller sold me mouldy pears, but I burned his house down... boshank redemption"
by Stephen Beckett February 25, 2005
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