A Rapture prepper is a person , commonly an American Christian Evangelist awaiting the end of time as we know it. The belief is all dead Christian believers and those on earth will rise and meet the Lord. To many salient people this seems somewhat extreme but to the Rapture prepper it is real.
That Rapture prepper next door just told me if you see him gone and all his worldly belongings are left behind that I am welcomed to all his stuff. House included!
by King Yamayama August 19, 2025
Get the Rapture preppermug. When you wake up from a nap and all your family/roommates are gone from your home. (Nothing left to do now except get high , jack off in a strange place, and wait for Jesus to come back for your sorry ass. )
by Frank Gold February 2, 2023
Get the Rapture napmug. Toe to toe
Dancing very close
Barely breathing
Almost comatose
Wall to wall
People hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in rapture
Back to back
Sacroiliac
Spineless movement
And a wild attack
Face to face
Sightless solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in rapture
Dancing very close
Barely breathing
Almost comatose
Wall to wall
People hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in rapture
Back to back
Sacroiliac
Spineless movement
And a wild attack
Face to face
Sightless solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in rapture
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly
DJ spinnin' I said, "My my"
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
François c'est pas, Flash ain't no dude
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subaru
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe, don't move too slow
'Cause the man from Mars is through with cars
He's eatin' bars, yeah wall to wall
Door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
Said don't stop to punk rock
Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars where the TV's on
Now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up
DJ spinnin' I said, "My my"
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
François c'est pas, Flash ain't no dude
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subaru
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe, don't move too slow
'Cause the man from Mars is through with cars
He's eatin' bars, yeah wall to wall
Door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
Said don't stop to punk rock
Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars where the TV's on
Now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up
by Gothic Miscreant February 21, 2024
Get the Rapturemug. A Judgement that is decided amongs your Society /gang or association
EXAMPLE :
For those who display loyalty to their Society/ Association shall be rejoiced with unlimited
Blessing and respect from those with in their association of their rank.
But for those who chose to display betrayal and deceitfulness and or like informer behaviour shall be rejoiced with unlimited pain and death related consequences
EXAMPLE :
For those who display loyalty to their Society/ Association shall be rejoiced with unlimited
Blessing and respect from those with in their association of their rank.
But for those who chose to display betrayal and deceitfulness and or like informer behaviour shall be rejoiced with unlimited pain and death related consequences
Bob: I hope that guy is ready for the Hood Rapture
Sam: why you say that
Bob: because he hasn’t been loyal to rank lately
Sam: why you say that
Bob: because he hasn’t been loyal to rank lately
by The Hooddictonary January 16, 2022
Get the Hood Rapturemug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025
Get the 《¤》Rapture《¤》rapTure《¤》rapturE《¤》mug. I'm going to rapture
by Aidsdrinker March 24, 2022
Get the Rapturemug. by Poundkey March 1, 2019
Get the rapture my capturemug.