raptor jesus

Just as jesus was the savior of man raptor jesus did the same for his dinosaur bretheren. See also denver the last dinosaur.

Man Bhudda could take raptor jesus!

by Drew Mcleod June 4, 2005

raptor typing

The act of using two fingers for typing as an alternative to 'pecking' at the keyboard (using one finger at a time). The name comes from your hands looking like raptor claws why you type. People who raptor type generally never learned to touch type and converted after being made fun of for 'pecking' at the keyboard.

"What? You can't touch type? So you peck?"
"No man I raptor type, RAWR!"

"Raptor typing is so much faster than pecking plus it sounds so much cooler."

by tehqin October 20, 2009

Raptor Walk

Upon waking up with an erection, the act of walking either to the bathroom or laundry room slightly hunched over in order to conceal your erection from your parents or room mates.

Hey Liam, this morning I woke up with a fat boner and had to raptor walk past my parents in the the family room.

by BigHair94 September 6, 2011

F-22 Raptor

A relative to the Velociraptor, the F-22 Raptor is the result of combined evolution and nuclear mutation. Far superior in every way to it's cousin, the Velociraptor, the F-22 Raptor can even fly.

The air force is looking highly-trained F-22 Raptor

by Ammonious January 26, 2017

F-22 Raptor

Developed by Lockheed Martin/Boeing, the F-22 Raptor is the United States' premier jet fighter. It has extremely advanced dogfighting and BVR (beyond visual range) capabilities. The F-22 also incorporates thrust vectoring (it can move the exhaust to improve maneuverability), stealth, and a radar so advanced that it can track and engage most other aircraft before they even know anything is happening.

That F-22 Raptor shot down the MIG-29 before the MIG pilot even knew anyone was there!

by Drumdude June 17, 2013

Rapture Ready

A death cult forum based on the mythological christian dogma that one day God will send Jesus to whisk them away to heaven. They are homophobic, intolerant, and uneducated. Anything negative said against them is persecuting them and they think its a sign of the end times. Also anything posted on their boards that does not conform to their views will result in your post being deleted and you will be instantly banned forever from the site.

I posted about Evolution on Rapture Ready Forums that it is a valid possibility and I was banned from the site forever.

by Evo is a Fact February 12, 2009

Rapturian

(noun) 1. The socio-political movement based upon a broken or incomplete understanding of the death cult portion of the mythology embodied in Christian lore typically marked by the public display of overtly fascist, hate-mongering cloaked in pseudo-Christian terminology or imagery and the display of behaviors or communication of concepts diametrically opposed the central tenants of Christian beliefs but concealed in preposterously pious core Christianity. 2. A practitioner of Rapturian principles and practices

Most Rapturians, like Senators Tom Coburn and Sam Brownback, invoke the name of their deity during their arguments designed to deny the American people access to healthcare.

by rladlof December 18, 2009