quim

Adjective: A male/female who partakes in the act of being awkward with themselves when they say awkward things, change their opinion to fit a group or just tries to be cool and ends up looking like a vagina of a person.
Verb: to quim someone is to take part in strange sexual acts.

"That boy over there, with his quim-ish ways- is his name Jack?" "No his name is Dawn."

"Oh dude, I quimed that girl so hard last night" "Bro, you have problems."

by HARRY J ROCKS October 14, 2012

quim

One who wears satchelled pants in which he can dump his masturbatory discharged usually go by the name of Jack Smith and wear specially designed satchel pants which allow easy access to the penis at any time. A typical quim would usually have bed time set around 8pm and have regular “naps” (masturbation sessions) throughout the day, “The early bird catches the worm”. Typical quotes from a quim would be – Nice pic ains, v. Nice tshirt mike and women aren’t funny.

"hey steve where did cliff go?"
"well he said he's gone for a shave but i think we both know he's wanking, the quim"

by Proudfeet2 January 29, 2009

quim

a farting noise produced from a vagina, after penetration, because of the relieving pressure. otherwise known as a 'fanny fart'

that was a great shag, oh, theres that quim agen

by benajni October 27, 2007

quim

To extract male ejaculation (cum) from a female's genitalia by sucking with the mouth, often swallowing.

Would you like to be quimed?

Can I quim you?

To quim is to discover life's delicacies.

by J B November 12, 2004

Quim

A vagina with male love juice upon it.

He pulled out and gave her a quim.

by Simon Day March 8, 2003

Quim

Quim is historically associated with British slang, where it has functioned as a misogynistic slur, much like the c-word or p-word. Because it has been used to reduce a woman to her genitalia (and to liken a man to female genitalia), quim is not only vulgar but also sexist.

"Why would a man want to be friends with a quim like you?"
"This is my bargain, you mewling quim."

by Blair Waldorf XOXO September 28, 2021

Quim

An antiquated form of describing female genitalia

The professor was speaking about sexual transmitted diseases during the Dark Ages and used the word Quim. A student interrupted asking for the definition and another student shouted out, "man I knew you were a virgin, it means pussy!"

by mia.dancer August 26, 2022