beef quesadilla

When you defecate into a vagina and proceed to insert your penis into it, with another male doing the same.

Dude, Brett and I gave Molly a beef quesadilla last night. She threw up after having to suck Brett's poopdick.

by Fartz Chucklebutt May 4, 2011

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Soggy Quesadilla

When a man ejaculates on a tortilla, then processed to smack his woman in the face with it

“Brenda, why do you have a black eye?”
“It was our anniversary, and Jason wanted to give me a soggy quesadilla.”

by WildWolf November 30, 2022

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Sarah Quesadilla

a wicked good cheese quesadilla with french fries inside.

"hey paco i'll get a Sarah Quesadilla to go."
"what the deuce is that?"
"pshh loser, cheese quesadilla with fries and don't forget it."

by ronald weasley July 16, 2008

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asphalt quesadilla

The puddle of vomit found on the parking lot of any Sports Bar / Restaurant.

While walking on the parking lot heading towards Joe's Pub, I noticed a lone crow feasting on an asphalt quesadilla left by a late night bar patron.

by Red Ruffensore January 1, 2009

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quesadilla

spanish for "What's the deal?"

Yo homes, quesadilla?

by 8(l) August 6, 2008

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If you'd rather have a guy cum on you than in you (and then subsequently flop down on top of you after climax), you say "make me a quesadilla". Can be used in conjunction with I'd rather get mexican.

For men, it's something you say to your ugly wife when she offers to give you yet another sub-standard blowjob, because a good quesadilla is always better than your 1000th lackluster BJ. Can be used in conjunction with I'd rather get mexican.

Dude: I'm gonna cum!
You: Make me a quesadilla! I'd rather get mexican!

or

Wife: Baby, you want me to suck your cock?
You: Oh, just make me a quesadilla. I'd rather get mexican.

by leahpet December 24, 2009

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