the act of drinking far too much in the early hours in the morning , falling asleep and then waking up and thinking you have missed a entire day of your life.
Rich - I drank far too much whisky this 9.00 am this morning , what day is it ?
phil - It's still Saturday
Rich - No way i must of Quantum Slept.
phil - It's still Saturday
Rich - No way i must of Quantum Slept.
by teleshift January 19, 2011
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Guy 1: Dude, I got the best Quantum BJ last night.
Guy2: Oh yea?
Guy 1: Yea man, she totally spaced out to like another dimension or something she was so into it. When she snapped out of it, she forgot her name and where she was for a minute.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy2: Oh yea?
Guy 1: Yea man, she totally spaced out to like another dimension or something she was so into it. When she snapped out of it, she forgot her name and where she was for a minute.
Guy 2: Nice!
by Southern_Gent September 10, 2013
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(Active noun) When a person reaches a point of crazy that it cannot be fathomed how many dimensions the crazy extends.
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by GeoffreyCharlestheThird June 11, 2017
Get the quantum penis mug.A common euphemism for gay anal sex between a student and a professor, especially when the student is the submissive (receiving) partner and the professor is the dominant (penetrating) partner. This phrase is thought to have originated at Caltech, though it has also become common at Stanford and MIT.
Gautam: Has anyone seen Andrea lately?
Navid: I think he's in his advisor's office... probably studying quantum cryptography <knowing look>
Jialin: Wow! They've been in there three hours!
Navid: I think he's in his advisor's office... probably studying quantum cryptography <knowing look>
Jialin: Wow! They've been in there three hours!
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Chuck said he penetrated a few suspicious holes at the late-night furry after-party. Guess he's quantumly gay now.
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