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Quantum Slept.

the act of drinking far too much in the early hours in the morning , falling asleep and then waking up and thinking you have missed a entire day of your life.
Rich - I drank far too much whisky this 9.00 am this morning , what day is it ?

phil - It's still Saturday

Rich - No way i must of Quantum Slept.
by teleshift January 19, 2011
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Quantum BJ

A rare form of fellatio in which the performer becomes so enthralled by the act, that all sense of time and place are lost, and a trance like state is attained.
Guy 1: Dude, I got the best Quantum BJ last night.
Guy2: Oh yea?
Guy 1: Yea man, she totally spaced out to like another dimension or something she was so into it. When she snapped out of it, she forgot her name and where she was for a minute.
Guy 2: Nice!
by Southern_Gent September 10, 2013
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Quantum Crazy

(Active noun) When a person reaches a point of crazy that it cannot be fathomed how many dimensions the crazy extends.
Crazy, ex girlfriend, Crazy ex, mother in law, politicians
She's quantum crazy! She is 8 shades of crazy plus two or three and we can only comprehend 6.
by GaiaDesiree December 29, 2014
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quantum penis

Infinitely small penis
"Fuarkk Dan has quantum penis" , "yea i heard it's tiny"
by GeoffreyCharlestheThird June 11, 2017
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Quantum Cryptography

A common euphemism for gay anal sex between a student and a professor, especially when the student is the submissive (receiving) partner and the professor is the dominant (penetrating) partner. This phrase is thought to have originated at Caltech, though it has also become common at Stanford and MIT.
Gautam: Has anyone seen Andrea lately?
Navid: I think he's in his advisor's office... probably studying quantum cryptography <knowing look>
Jialin: Wow! They've been in there three hours!
by CallsItWhatItIs July 5, 2017
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Quantumly Gay

Whenever you're stuck in a quantum superposition of not knowing whether the hole you've penetrated is of male or female origin.
Chuck said he penetrated a few suspicious holes at the late-night furry after-party. Guess he's quantumly gay now.
by Kaxon March 28, 2023
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Quantum

Something spoken that is deep and profound
dood that shit is so quantum
by Detognaphone December 22, 2010
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