Pétard

French slang referring to a big ass.

Wow she has a crazy pétard!!

by Kacem April 9, 2022

Patard

A guitar made out of a punishment.

Dude you play that patard like my girlfriend.

by The Brawny Man October 7, 2022

PTard

Internet troll / keyboard warrior who calls himself Police Tube. Stalks and fights with strangers on the internet, hiding behind sock accounts, spoofed phone numbers and fake lawsuits. Obsessed with Jeremy Dewitte despite being a police impersonator himself.

I went down a YouTube rabbit hole about Jeremy Dewitte and discovered PTard. He’s really a pathetic little man.

by Logan Dewitte February 11, 2023

petardism

a condition of being a complete petard; dumb

Example:

Your friend: My brother suffers from petardism, he’s such an idiot.

You: Omg! that’s crazy

by anonymous February 20, 2023

petardism

a condition of being a complete petard; dumb

Example:

Your friend: My brother suffers from petardism, he’s such an idiot.

You: Omg! that’s crazy

by anonymous February 20, 2023

pitard

Someone cool strong and just weird and funny

Emre is a pitard

by Pitard March 25, 2023

Petardoppio

A really good looking potato with a very big d. Loves spending time with his grandmother and always satisfies her needs. He corrects people on every topic possible. Adores engineering mechanics and is passionate about the science of materials. Sports person who looks after his body and goes to the gym on a weekly basis.He even starves himself periodically, just to stay healthy! Loves taking walks when things get hard in the middle of the night. A prankster by soul - enjoys watering people with water guns when they least expect it. He is a kind and loving person who cares about his friends, family and especially his grandma!

-Hey, Petardoppio, what are you doing later this evening? We could go to the lake with the others.

-No, sorry, I have plans with my grandma. I promised to make dinner for her.

by Maraika July 17, 2023