Putin

putin is used when you talk to your mom

"mom do you know putin" mom "no, who is he" you "PUTIN THIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH"

by putin this dick in your vagina March 16, 2022

putin

Pronounced Poo-teen. offshoot of puto. 1) A homosexual male who is small in size or small in the pants. also used to greet a friend in a different way other than the casual "whats up bitch?" 2) Vidal

"waddup putin?"
"that guy is a putin...homie needs tweezers to find his pito"
"he got dumped by HER? what a putin!"

by Greg D October 7, 2005

putin

socially polite way to describe farting.

1)After that secret Borscht Lunch at the Kremlin, it was hard to keep from putin.
2)Grandma was always trying to blame Ol' Rusty the Terrier for the putin, but there was always a fresh hash mark on the sofa where she let her skirt ride up. That's why Poppop always brought wet wipes on their visits. Besides, everyone recognized Rusty's putin on contact.

by Gorbachov January 17, 2008

Putin

A word used in "Deez nuts" jokes

"Who's the president of Russia again?"
"you mean Putin?"
"PUTIN DEEZ NUTS IN YOU MOUTH!"

by Aceron Unofficial July 7, 2022

putin

putin is the president of russia, he is 69 years old and pulls no bitches :)

yo ur such a putin

by theopposum69 April 26, 2022

putin

french equivalent of fuck
and its not pronounced poo-ten either

Jerome: Putin! J'ai cassé ma jambe!
(fuck! i broke my leg!)

by jacob88 August 8, 2005

Putin

The sound a man’s asshole makes when a penis is removed after being pounded in and out forcibly.

“Wow my asshole is really Putin after that session, Mr Russian president.” - Earth

by Hero Zelensky March 6, 2022