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series of unfortunate events

A girls worst nightmare: the series involves in specific order a; donkey punch, gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie, and strawberry shortcake. simply brilliant.
girl talking to other girl - "last night i encountered a series of unfortunate events first he donkey punched me, then i got a gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie and then the ass finished it off with a strawberry shortcake"
by jerry1010 December 9, 2008
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A Series of Unfortunate Events

- The Neutral Side -
A series of books. There's approximately 12 of them, thinks I.

- The Good Side -
Only thing I can think of is that we got a Jim Carrey movie out of it.

- The Bad Side -
Boring, bland, shitty, dreary, read only by goths and emos, written by a man with a sexual etish involving having his real name hidden from the public, and not even playing himself in the movie of his first three books.
Put down that dreary shit, and pick up Hiero's Journey.
by Alexander Girard August 4, 2005
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Unfortunate truth

Unfortunate truth - a wannabe arm-chair philosopher who will infringe on individual rights merely based on their skewed version of reality. In other words an unfortunate truth is a walking talking rectum, and THAT is the unfortunate truth.
Did you here that douche bag yapping his head off about poor food choices for kids being a form of child abuse. That left winger is an example of the unfortunate truth that we are heading toward a socialist state.
by Lord Bismarck July 18, 2012
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Unfortunate Bar

A bar where no one attractive goes, and all the "ugly's" frequent. If a beautiful person were to go to said bar, they would leave immediatly recognizing that they do not belong. Where as if an unfortunate bar goer hits up a "normal club" (A.K.A. where good looking people go) they to will leave immediatly, not for the same reasons as the hottie mind you, but because they (the ugly), has recognized that they are too nasty to belong.
"I am not goin to get my groove on at THAT place, thats one of those unfortunate bars"
Girl A: "EEWWW I ran outta that place so fast, I'm way to hot for that shit"
Gir B: "Thats what you get for going to an unfortunate bar"
by **Baby Girl** February 22, 2008
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Unfortunate

Unfortunate is a popular word in class.
The word started to became popular in the class when a boy said it 24/7.
"Can I get my EMS notes out of my locker?"
"No."
"Well that's unfortunate "
by sKsSk February 8, 2020
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unfortunate.times

unfortunate.times Is a TikTok user who makes amazing videos and is extremely nice. Although I am not mutuals with said human, I do enjoy their content.
“Oh! unfortunate.times liked my comment! I’m so happy!!”
by Olive.boy September 12, 2021
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unfortunate

adjective

unfortunate is a word you would use to describe a bad situation that isn't working out.
eg
olivia: "i can't believe i was friends with alex"
emily: "i know it's so unfortunate"
by Gsisins August 31, 2022
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