Ptarded

Verb - similiar to being retarded but thinks with their penis... hence the ptardedness. retarded dumb ass jtorched jneen midgets clowns jocks

Getting head from that skanky ho was really ptarded of you.

by ssatanica April 8, 2009

Ptarmigan

n. A small arctic bird of the grouse family usually found on the tundra. Epitomizing manliness and rugged sexuality, it has been called the most rawly attractive animal on earth. The male is known for its peculiar mating habits which involve several months of stalking its potential mate and culminating in several minutes of angry coitus. This method is extremely effective in populating the tundra. It is also the only known species of fowl to be resistant to bird flu and liberalism. The prairie chicken and the mallard are the pitiful rivals of the Ptarmigan. Ptarmigans have been known to rape and pillage entire nest-cities of prairie chickens and mallards. A legendary intramural sports organization at U of D Jesuit in Detroit is named and modeled after the majestic Ptarmigan.

-"That Ptarmigan is manliest creature I have ever seen."
-"Agreed."

-Prairie Chicken: "I'm afraid for my children."
-Mallard: "We should be."

-"Hey man who are we playing in intramurals today?"
-"The Ptarmigans."
-"Ah, Fuck."

by Papa Bird December 22, 2008

Ptag

People Talking About Gaia - It's a podcast for members of Gaia Online.

Hey, did you listen to that crazy new episode of PTAG?

by Tutsumi August 31, 2006

ptable.com

Online interactive periodic table website, featuring extended table, orbitals, oxidation states, solid/liquid/gas temperature, and much more. The best online periodic table on the internet.

Joe: "God dammit, I'm so tired of having to look up stuff in three different books. Why can't I find orbitals, molecular weight and valence data in one place"

Mike: "lol, go to ptable.com... Whats wrong with you?"

by cds333 April 21, 2014

ecky-ecky-ecky-ptang-zoop-boing-bigwam-ohhh

The catchphrase of the Knights Who Say Ni {Monty Python}

"We... are the Knights of Ni. Ecky-ecky-ecky-ptang-zoop-boing-bigwam-ohhh!"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

ptaku

Please Try and Keep Up

I'm a complete jackass and refuse to use real words! PTAKU!

by junk408 January 5, 2008

ptater

ptater is a word that describes a potato tater combo

I ate ptaters

by ptater June 2, 2021