Protanamous

A hidden leader or leaders with benign intentions/agendas.

They may choose to be hidden for political or personal reasons.

The protanamous of Latvia helped us pull a few strings overseas to make shure we recieved our green energy agreement on time with the reduced global emissions agreement. (RGEA)

They choose to, or are required to be hidden for political or personal reasons.

by John Bay September 29, 2014

Proton Smashing

When two people place a large ball on their forehead and run towards each other attempting to 'smash the proton.' Ultimately results in minor concussion symptoms and a hell of a lot of fun for people watching.

"Dude, i heard of this new bar game called proton smashing! Its awesome."

by SwaggyQ November 16, 2014

protancreous

1. An annoying little bitch
2. A method of masturbation where one sits on their off hand until it's numb, then proceeds to jerk off profusely.

He's a fucking protancreous bastard.

He loves to jerk off in a protancreous style.

by Ctaylor1079 December 21, 2016

protan

A person with red-green colorblindness. The terms is short for protanopia (when the L-cone, which is used to differentiate red and green, is missing) or protanomaly (when the L-cone is present but impaired).

Fred is a protan, and has a hard time telling apart some colors.

by SubparLario September 24, 2020

protenic water

protenic water means cold water

hey do you have protenic water?

by soappppp November 9, 2020

protuntariantitis

pronounced ( pro tune ta tear E ant eye tis)

this is a disease I entirely made up so you dont have to go to school. if you "have this" you will have the following symptoms

-muscle soreness
-migraines
-potential fever
-nausea
-a crave for food
-explosive diarrhia
-bad odor
-slow walk
-and sweats

this disease can last anywhere from 12 hours to up to 2 weeks
this is a very common disease
even more common than BOFA and LIGMA

Teacher: why weren't you at school for the past 2 days?
Student: I had Protuntariantitis
Teacher: Oh ok, that sounds bad and entirely real. Well, Welcome back.

by ManMan6t9 November 18, 2021

Protan-Gastun Colorblindness

Protan-Gastun Colorblindness is when the Protan or the sensor responsible for the red and the Gastun (responsible for green) can not tell the difference between a normal colorblind test and a trololol colorblind test

Hey, you should test yourself for Protan-Gastun Colorblindness, you couldn't tell the confetti apart

by Dr. Feinswurt Higgins October 4, 2021