pron night 

A night of pr0n, or porn, dedicated to wining and dining with your left, right, or sometimes both hands and your favorite porn star in a free-for-all mastubation marathon by your terrible lonesome.

By definition, more interesting and productive than prom night.

Sam: Who are you going to prom with Jake?

Jake: Oh, I'm not going, I'm actually having a pron night, Melody Maxx is my date.

Sam: Damnit. Wish I was going to pron night.

pron night by iancharcoal April 13, 2011

zoo pron 

The word zoo meaning animals, and pron for
"pr0n, and its spelled this way so that it doesn't show up when someone searches the word "porn". "
equals animal sex.

Wow! YC really likes watching zoo pron!

zoo pron by xlr8tor123 May 3, 2010

PAPA (pron. paapaa) 

Passive Aggressive Performance Art

A form of performance art (PAPA (pron. paapaa)) enacted at work, or in family situations, that involves mocking comments or gestures as a way of shaming publicly people who in your judgement are bitches/pricks whom which you have irreconcilable differences.

Situation

"Do yo want a medal?" (asked in patronizing manner of oneself)
Response - rhetorically prefaced with "Do I want a medal?" followed by "Go fuck yourself!"

PAPA (pron. paapaa) by Dr Gonzo BSc.(Hons) D.Phil June 13, 2010

1337 pron 

the best porn out there. Mostly for MILFHunter and big boobs.

"I whacked off to some 1337 pron last night!"

"I caught my dad watchin some 1337 pron"

1337 pron by Justin and Alec f4 s|-|0 December 5, 2003

Elf Pron 

the very thing WoW gamers look up right before a big raid.
usually play as a female character. short, angry people usually respond to the name of nemoy. they enjoy large weiners in their mouth from chris

you silva you ready to raid?
yeah man but what about nemoy?
he is looking at some elf pron
ahh that kid

Elf Pron by dominic perez December 1, 2010

nlnj@*prOn 

(ninja pron) a violent form of hentai, found in Japan and loved by the gothic masses

I've watched hentai so much, that it doesn't quite do the trick anymore. Now, I use nlnj@*pron to get to the next level!

nlnj@*prOn by rampant c March 10, 2004

iron five knuckle pron shuffle 

Rather than refering to masturbation, the iron 5 knuckle pron shuffle refers to:
1)getting fisted by a large man/a group of men
2) getting completely obliterated by an obviously stronger person/force; Synonyms- Pwned, Owned, Destroyed

Guy 1 :So I was playing Ninja gaiden and-
Guy 2 : lemme guess, they did the iron five knuckle pron shuffle?
Guy 1 : I fucking hate you

iron five knuckle pron shuffle by Senor Bear July 26, 2007