Productweedity

To be productive while high on Marijuana.

"After I smoked a bunch of weed I went and did a bunch of stuff. Productweedity is at an all time high"

by Symph July 16, 2014

dirty mexican produce

The wonderful by-product of that fuckadillo called NAFTA. Produce grown in Mexico, where they use human waste as fertilizer, resulting in various sicknesses among unsuspecting gringoes, including Hepatitis and Salmonella. This cheap and inferior product is destroying the United States tomato industry, as well as many other forms of agriculture.

Dude, I'm going to have to resort to shopping at hippy stores for organic produce if I catch Hepatitis-C from one more piece of dirty mexican produce.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

anti-productive

To digress from, inhibit, or thwart forward progress; participating in an action that, relative to the desired end product, causes additional labor or effort to accomplish.

Mike’s continual horseplay was anti-productive to the band’s recording session.

by Kevin Juliano March 17, 2008

Productive Slacking

Engaging in recreational activities that may result in a sense of accomplishment. Reading a book, playing a sport, or going for a hike are examples.

Opposite this is unproductive slacking, which leaves you feeling horrible and unsatisfied afterward. Think sitting in your underwear all day while you watch Full House reruns and eat Cheetos.

Guy: "So did you waste away your weekend away like usual?"

Girl: "No way! I got tons done! Mind you, it was all productive slacking. I read a novel, went to an art gallery opening, and spent three hours on Skype with my best friend from college."

by Sir Elroy March 22, 2011

producreative

the revolutionary act of being extremely productive in the most creative of ways.

this week, after the drums lessons, film editing, homework, and skateboarding, carson was the first to be deemed producreative.

by clatizz January 14, 2009

profuctive

1) The opposite of productive.

2) To state that you've had sex.

Example 1: I just spilled juice on my essay, well that was profuctive.

Example 2 :

Guy 1: I just had sex.

Guy 2: That was profuctive

by rastagurl April 18, 2011

Productivity wave

The mood that generates numerous accomplishments after long periods of procrastination. Being more efficient with your time instead of forcing shit to get done and pissing off everybody else around you

Wife: why haven't you got off your ass and got anything done?

Husband: hey bitch, I'm waiting for the productivity wave to roll in. When it does, I'll get your shit done twice as fast

by Mr KJ May 24, 2016