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Proactively Friendly

Masturbating before a date with someone you find attractive to prevent both awkward erections at inopportune times, and to prolong any sexual activity that may occur.
"I'm about to go on a date with that hottie Chelsea" -man 1
"You better be proactively friendly" -man 2
"Good idea, I do have a few minutes to get ready" -man 1
by Chormin November 29, 2011
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prardhana

Prardhana is a sweet, loving, and caring person. She does very well in school and loves to hang around friends. She likes to make other people laugh and make sure everyone is feeling good. She likes to keep her friends self positivity up and makes sure they are never sad. She can get confusing and stubborn at times but if you have a prardhana, make sure you keep her safe.
Friend: wow look there’s prardhana!

Friend 2: Ye she’s so nice she told me I looked like an angel yesterday

Friend: awww
by Ferret...Simple September 30, 2020
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Proactiv

This is the shit that Proactiv put me through

2 weeks just to get "the package"

10 fucking minutes just to finish the "3 Steps"

The "3 Steps" are complicated as fuck

I have to apply the fucking treatment TWICE a dah

Dry ass skin

Green Tea Moisturizer doesn´t do shit

1 whole month just to get results

The people who try to sell you Proactiv on the phone try to sell you way too many shit

Proactiv has shit for every single thing(WHY CANT YOU JUST MAKE FUCKING SIMPLE ACNE TREATMENT THAT ALL COMES IN ONE BOTTLE?)

They sent me some "magic pills" called Vitaclear which turned my piss bright yellow

Etc.

Sometimes I get lazy when I´m using Proactiv because of all the shit mentioned above

Was it worth it? Fuck no. Did I get results? Yes, but it took too long to get results. Is it worth buying? Only if you´re desperate to get rid of acne. I think it´s overrated and customers don´t tell Proactiv all the shit it puts them through. But hey, at least my acne is gone(for now)
*J is watching TV*

Commercial Announcer: Clear skin is sexy skin. Buy Proactiv now!

*J gets up to look at the mirror*

J sees his utterly disgusting acne

J: Damn I need to order that shit!

2 weeks later

J: Finally no more asshole acne!

3 days later

J: AHH MY FACE IS FUCKING DRY AND IT BURNS AHHH! I NEED TO WASH THIS SHIT OFF!

J takes a break from using Proactiv for 3 days

3 weeks later

J: Damn look at my skin! All that´s left is acne scars. Apparalenty Proactiv has something for that too...
by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 27, 2012
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procrastabate

putting aside an unpopular task by physically or mentally "jerking off". part of the slacker mentality, the procrasti-Nation.
I know that I really should do my homework but instead I'll procrastabate by multislacking, i.e. grazing through the internet while the t.v. drowns on and I stare out the window, watching the clouds.
by germinator7 July 10, 2007
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prarie middle school

A middle school in Aurora Colorado filled with hoes who think they’re grown and little boys who think they’re gangsters. There are fights 24/7 and the halls smell like fish.
by Skey September 11, 2019
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Zoey Proasheck

Zoey Proasheck is a YouTuber who makes gaming videos with the Yogscast.She is a lesbian and suffers from depression. She constantly tells her viewers “you are awesome".
Zoey Proasheck just made a new minecraft video with Ryitain
by because I said so July 19, 2014
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procrapsturbate

When you procrastinate doing a task by masturbating while taking a dump on the toilet.
Roy: I just got home from eating Mexican food and should be mowing the lawn, but decided to go in the bathroom and procrapsturbate instead.
by Troys Favorite Friend October 21, 2009
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