Pretentious

A word that pretentious people use. If one uses the word "pretentious" then they are most likely trying to sound intelligent by using large words, therefore making them pretentious. (This results in a never-ending chain of pretentiousness.)

Bob: "That guy is so pretentious, now excuse me while I go listen to some indie music and be unique."
Larry: "Dude, you're so pretentious."

by imreallypretentious February 28, 2010

pretentious

A word that describes the people that use it

Fred: "That was the most abysmal, misogynistic waste of time I'm likely to ever experience in this terrestial realm."

George: "Don't be pretentious. Just tell me you don't like American Pie next time."

by wsucoug August 23, 2011

pretencious cock sucker

One who is adicted to the sucking of a cock.

Mrs. Kleisley is a pretencious cock sucker.

by Bob May 3, 2003

pretendous

(adj) Ridiculously expensive

Comes from a word used on homestarrunner.com.

"This electricity bill is pretendous!" - the King of Town

by aaronak November 7, 2004

Acquired Pretentious Syndrome (APS)

When cultural change breeds chronic displays of ostentation. Usually occurs when a person from humble beginnings inserts his/her self into a more high-brow lifestyle.

The moment Ginny Sue moved from Hicksville to New York City, she developed the worst case of Acquired Pretentious Syndrome (APS) I've ever seen.

by CPodWrites January 7, 2011

pretendica

Weed that looks like dank bud, but doesn't get you that high.

This shit is pretendica.

by zulu June 16, 2003

pretentious

the majority of people who make definitions to other words on this site.

you don't need to say mean things to eachother just to be different. accept different opinions and learn how to do it in a more mature manner.

If you complain about people not accepting you, it's probablly because you don't accept them. Stop being so pretentious.

by emm May 28, 2003