A woman who is carrying a baby. The state is possible after unprotected sex or when protection has failed. Getting pregnant can be unplanned or planned so pregnant woman might have different kind of decisions ahead depending on her lifesituation.
Woman: Honey, I need to talk to you.
Man: What is it?
Woman: I'm pregnant.
Man: *totally speechless and pretty confused*
Woman: Honey?
Man: ... I'm going to be now a... dad?
Men might be scared of the situation or in a shock at first though they actually could have wanted to have a child.
Man: What is it?
Woman: I'm pregnant.
Man: *totally speechless and pretty confused*
Woman: Honey?
Man: ... I'm going to be now a... dad?
Men might be scared of the situation or in a shock at first though they actually could have wanted to have a child.
by Sarastella December 2, 2009
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A reality T.V show which involves teenage sluts (usually, going by the name: Chelsea or Alexis) moaning about how they got pregnant and have no money.
They go on this show to get money and ashame their family's on showing how much of a whore they are, usually the father is some 20 year old high school drop out who will have nothing to do with the child and will go nowhere in life except selling 15 year olds cocaine and ruining their lives.
These girls are also usually highschool drop-outs and will become raging alcoholics who's daughters become whores and get pregnant at 16 and the process is repeated...
They go on this show to get money and ashame their family's on showing how much of a whore they are, usually the father is some 20 year old high school drop out who will have nothing to do with the child and will go nowhere in life except selling 15 year olds cocaine and ruining their lives.
These girls are also usually highschool drop-outs and will become raging alcoholics who's daughters become whores and get pregnant at 16 and the process is repeated...
The girl on 16 and Pregnant became pregnant by sticking a dick in between her legs and becoming a slut...
by Hdhdnskka November 7, 2012
Get the 16 and Pregnant mug.The silence that occurs after someone has said or done something that leaves everyone who bore witness to the event speechless.
The first cousin of awkward silence.
A pregnant pause often occurs when something that requires a sarcastic response happens, but no one quite knows what to day or do.
The first cousin of awkward silence.
A pregnant pause often occurs when something that requires a sarcastic response happens, but no one quite knows what to day or do.
In the middle of a group of people having a conversation, Michael picks his nose and then eats it. All conversation ceases.
(pregnant pause)
(pregnant pause)
by jcsavestheday October 16, 2008
Get the pregnant pause mug.Boy: Hey how are you??
Girl: Not too good, I'm pregnant with a lion.
Boy: YOU'RE WHAT!?!?
Girl: Calm down, I'm just hungry!! =)
Girl: Not too good, I'm pregnant with a lion.
Boy: YOU'RE WHAT!?!?
Girl: Calm down, I'm just hungry!! =)
by Megalyn09 October 19, 2010
Get the Pregnant with a Lion mug.This is what happens when a male and a female have sexual intercourse and the sperm fertilises one of the woman's eggs after ovulation.
Contrary to popular (male) belief, pregnancy is not the woman's fault, it takes 2 to tango if you know what I mean...
Women also do not get pregnant to 'trap' a man. Because if he was indeed worth holding onto, she would not need to get pregnant to keep him, nor would a rubbish guy stick around if he got a woman pregnant either. (See scum or coward)
Pregnancy is the aprox 40 weeks of gestation in which it takes a human being to develop and grow inside his or her mothers body before birth.
It is in 3 stages (known as trimesters)
Pregnancy is divided into three stages called trimesters, each of which lasts three months. The first trimester covers the first 12 weeks of your pregnancy. This stage is often the worst with morning sickness and fatigue as common symptoms.
The baby grows inside the uterus, gaining it's nutrition from the placenta and kept safe and protected by the amniotic sack.
The woman's body goes through serious changes both physical and mental.
The mental changes include, hormonal, she may feel depressed,anxious,happy and angry, her mood changes often, she is not going mad, she is just pregnant!
the physical changes include: her tummy growing (obviously)
her breasts growing and producing milk ready for the babies arrival, usually in later stages of pregnancy she may leak milk.
Her nipples will also swell and darken, her breasts will grow larger, she may also get other skin conditions depending on hormone levels.
Aside from good changes to her body she may also find her immune system is weak, leaving her susceptible to colds,flu and other virus' and infections. When a woman is pregnant, her immune system is in over drive to stop her body from rejecting the unborn baby.
Pregnancy can be both a wonderful and horrible experience for someone. (including the babies daddy who has to put up with a very hormonal pregnant lady)
And before any man can insult a pregnant woman let me just say, if you get a girl pregnant and blame her for it, she is not going to want or need you anyway, so don't think your so great :)
A baby growing up with one parent is better than a baby growing up with an asshole for a father.
Not all pregnancies end with a baby though.
Some women for what ever reason choose to terminate the pregnancy, this does not make a woman a bad person, If she is not ready or in a good position to have a child, or say she became pregnant after rape, then she may choose to abort. No one has the right to judge someone for terminating pregnancy. Abortion is neither right or wrong.
Some pregnancies also end in miscarriage, and some pregnancies are ectopic.
Pregnancy is a natural thing and without it the life of all species would cease to exist.
Contrary to popular (male) belief, pregnancy is not the woman's fault, it takes 2 to tango if you know what I mean...
Women also do not get pregnant to 'trap' a man. Because if he was indeed worth holding onto, she would not need to get pregnant to keep him, nor would a rubbish guy stick around if he got a woman pregnant either. (See scum or coward)
Pregnancy is the aprox 40 weeks of gestation in which it takes a human being to develop and grow inside his or her mothers body before birth.
It is in 3 stages (known as trimesters)
Pregnancy is divided into three stages called trimesters, each of which lasts three months. The first trimester covers the first 12 weeks of your pregnancy. This stage is often the worst with morning sickness and fatigue as common symptoms.
The baby grows inside the uterus, gaining it's nutrition from the placenta and kept safe and protected by the amniotic sack.
The woman's body goes through serious changes both physical and mental.
The mental changes include, hormonal, she may feel depressed,anxious,happy and angry, her mood changes often, she is not going mad, she is just pregnant!
the physical changes include: her tummy growing (obviously)
her breasts growing and producing milk ready for the babies arrival, usually in later stages of pregnancy she may leak milk.
Her nipples will also swell and darken, her breasts will grow larger, she may also get other skin conditions depending on hormone levels.
Aside from good changes to her body she may also find her immune system is weak, leaving her susceptible to colds,flu and other virus' and infections. When a woman is pregnant, her immune system is in over drive to stop her body from rejecting the unborn baby.
Pregnancy can be both a wonderful and horrible experience for someone. (including the babies daddy who has to put up with a very hormonal pregnant lady)
And before any man can insult a pregnant woman let me just say, if you get a girl pregnant and blame her for it, she is not going to want or need you anyway, so don't think your so great :)
A baby growing up with one parent is better than a baby growing up with an asshole for a father.
Not all pregnancies end with a baby though.
Some women for what ever reason choose to terminate the pregnancy, this does not make a woman a bad person, If she is not ready or in a good position to have a child, or say she became pregnant after rape, then she may choose to abort. No one has the right to judge someone for terminating pregnancy. Abortion is neither right or wrong.
Some pregnancies also end in miscarriage, and some pregnancies are ectopic.
Pregnancy is a natural thing and without it the life of all species would cease to exist.
Woman 1: I'm pregnant
Woman 2: I have a baby
Woman 3: I am trying to get pregnant
Woman 4: I was pregnant, but I didn't keep the baby
Man 1: That's wonderful, I'm gonna be a dad!
Man 2: OMG You whore, your trying to trap me bitch
Woman: *face palm*
Woman 2: I have a baby
Woman 3: I am trying to get pregnant
Woman 4: I was pregnant, but I didn't keep the baby
Man 1: That's wonderful, I'm gonna be a dad!
Man 2: OMG You whore, your trying to trap me bitch
Woman: *face palm*
by GothMummy January 10, 2009
Get the Pregnant mug.When a man finds a woman to marry and make into a housewife to start a family with, keeping her pregnant and at home so taking care of child becomes her job while the man goes out to provide for his family
A dress wearing pregnant housewife hands each man a beer, smiles and goes back to the kitchen to cook dinner.
Mike: "Man I need a woman like that. Howd you manage to get so lucky."
Jim: "Trick is to just keep her knocked up. Keeps her at home taking care of me and the kids and running the household. She loves being a stay at home mom."
Mike: "Yeah but dont you want her to go out and work?"
Jim: "I like having her at home with the kids. Besides shes only gotten more beautiful since I've kept her barefoot and pregnant."
Mike: "I think I'm gonna have to find a woman to make barefoot and pregnant too."
Mike: "Man I need a woman like that. Howd you manage to get so lucky."
Jim: "Trick is to just keep her knocked up. Keeps her at home taking care of me and the kids and running the household. She loves being a stay at home mom."
Mike: "Yeah but dont you want her to go out and work?"
Jim: "I like having her at home with the kids. Besides shes only gotten more beautiful since I've kept her barefoot and pregnant."
Mike: "I think I'm gonna have to find a woman to make barefoot and pregnant too."
by breeder jim April 18, 2015
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