pregame my hamcandle

Is when you jack your meat before sex or to have your ol lady gobble on your knob before you sink it in her
Man carls mom really knows how to pregame my hamcandle thats for sure..
by Butters606 February 17, 2020
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Floridian Pregame

It's like a normal pregame, but instead of alcohol, it's crack.
"Yo, you wanna come with us to the Floridian Pregame?"
"Nah, I'll just stick with the booze for now, thanks."
by Holt's V-Raptor March 06, 2022
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Pregame Drizzle

A sexual act, specifically ejaculation inside a vagina, intended to produce a wet slick environment before the woman engages in an activity

It's when a guy delivers a special "lubrication delivery" inside a vagina to prep the lady for her next adventure.
Ariadna was preparing to go to a party; however, she was not permitted to leave the house until she had received her pregame drizzle.
by SwolePoleDad August 07, 2024
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pregame procrastination

The obsession that some people have with all of the team stats, information about player health and, of course, the annoying one on one player interview where the journalist discusses some sensitive topic with the player and tries to make him cry or feel embarrassed. pregame, NFL, NBA, MLB, journalist,sports, interview

Oh my lord, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. He literally watches 14 hours of tv that day. That's pregame passion.
Oh my gosh, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. Like the whole thing! He watches tv from 7am to the game at 5pm. He's suffering from pregame procrastination.
by joecoolthefool January 19, 2016
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Pregame jerk

When you know you’re about to smash on some good poon but your also a 2 pump chump, you call for a bathroom break and rub one out to prolong your pipe game
Yo Donte I was bout to tag sum tail but knew I was done for so I called a pregame jerk and was able to hit that shit all night before spreading the sauce.
by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021
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pregame victory lap

When you preemptively have victory sex or a victory blowy (but never a handy because no one beats it better than you) exactly before any competitive game.
Okay guys, I've already done my pregame victory lap, we can loss with pride now.
by TheRealMVp19999 September 28, 2017
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Pregame

Sex before an extent instead of trying to keep your wife/husband/significant other awake afterward
Gary & Melinda like to pregame before they go to the fortieth birthday party.
by NebraskaMooser April 17, 2021
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