pregame procrastination

The obsession that some people have with all of the team stats, information about player health and, of course, the annoying one on one player interview where the journalist discusses some sensitive topic with the player and tries to make him cry or feel embarrassed. pregame, NFL, NBA, MLB, journalist,sports, interview

Oh my lord, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. He literally watches 14 hours of tv that day. That's pregame passion.

Oh my gosh, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. Like the whole thing! He watches tv from 7am to the game at 5pm. He's suffering from pregame procrastination.

by joecoolthefool April 30, 2016

pregame my hamcandle

Is when you jack your meat before sex or to have your ol lady gobble on your knob before you sink it in her

Man carls mom really knows how to pregame my hamcandle thats for sure..

by Butters606 February 16, 2020

Pregame jerk

When you know you’re about to smash on some good poon but your also a 2 pump chump, you call for a bathroom break and rub one out to prolong your pipe game

Yo Donte I was bout to tag sum tail but knew I was done for so I called a pregame jerk and was able to hit that shit all night before spreading the sauce.

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021

Pregame

Sex before an extent instead of trying to keep your wife/husband/significant other awake afterward

Gary & Melinda like to pregame before they go to the fortieth birthday party.

by NebraskaMooser April 16, 2021

pregame piss

When you go pee right before an online video game match/round, commonly but not limited to online multiplayer first person shooters such as Overwatch, CSGO, and Valorant

Oh shit dude yeah we’ll play, hold a minute I just have to take a pregame piss.

We’ll play right after I take my pregame piss

by Robotron 9000 August 13, 2020

Floridian Pregame

It's like a normal pregame, but instead of alcohol, it's crack.

"Yo, you wanna come with us to the Floridian Pregame?"
"Nah, I'll just stick with the booze for now, thanks."

by Holt's V-Raptor March 6, 2022

Irish Pregame

An orgy

“Hey, what were you guys doing in there? It sounded kinda sus”
“Don’t worry my bro we were just having an Irish pregame, Notre Dame is playing soon so my boys and I had to get it on”

by bamsuch9 November 7, 2020