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poaching eggs

When a male is in a jacuzzi bath tub or hot tub and he masturbates or is masturbated to completion.
Josh went to the strip club and when he got home his wife caught him poaching eggs in their master bath.
by Johnny Burk May 4, 2018
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Pachi helicopter

when one opens a packet of liquid and spin around with it facing outward and spattering on someone else
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Friend Poaching

When one friend befriends another through your introduction, soon putting more effort into that person than you do, simultaneously making you seem less desirable and devaluing both your original friendships. This can happen consciously or unconsciously. Notably, one does not tend to ever make any new friends for themselves through the friend poacher.
I used to be close with Guy until I introduced him to Buddy, who started inviting him out all the time; I think Buddy is friend poaching, especially considering I've never met any good friends through him.
by Jernstar October 1, 2016
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Practioneer of the brown arts

Slang term used for a homosexual.
Mike is most certainly a practioneer of the brown arts.
by townsangst February 20, 2009
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Loaf Poaching

1. The act of taking a dump into a pot of boiling water.

2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.
1. Bro, I was camping last weekend and after I was done cooking the beans, I took the leftover water and took a dump in it.

Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching

2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.

You should absolutely poach his loaf man.
by sanfred December 14, 2010
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practice wood

The male in the relationship when a female "virgin" has sexual intercourse with a male but the female does not count it against her virginity.
A girl who had practice wood often wears a purity ring. This is used to make others believe she is still a virgin, and help her to believe it herself.

Ron wanted to be Rebecca's practice wood . He proclaimed himself a Christian and joined the local Young Republican's group. When around her, he would say "Praise Jesus" whenever anything remotely good happened. After 3 days, Ron became Rebecca's practice wood. Ron also discovered he wasn't her first practice wood, even though she was "still a virgin."

When a girl is "Still a virgin" because she wants to wait until she is married before having sex, she will engage in sexual intercourse with a male (the practice wood), but not count it and still proclaim her virginity.
by Nutzen YerMouf July 14, 2017
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practice kissing

An excuse gay guys (some who aren't really gay) use to kiss all the hot girls.
Bryce: "I walked in on Bobby kissing my girlfriend today!"
John: "It's okay, bro, he's gay, they're just practice kissing."
by Frat Boy Darth Vader May 5, 2018
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