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Jack Bauer Power Dump

1. Noun
During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. Verb
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.
"Man, I just took a huge Jack Bauer Power Dump."
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."
by Crapper July 22, 2008
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Solar Powered Girl

The type of jawdroppingly attractive girl you see on a hot day when the sun comes out. Never seen or heard in a drab environment, the Solar Powered Girl is simply evoked by cloudless skies and hot weather. Often causing much cooing and elbow nudging, they can be hazardous to men driving vehicles, particularly white vans.

Many women not quite on the same level as a Solar Powered Girl regularly attempt to disguise themselves as one by wearing large, face-hiding sunglasses.
Example 1.

Guy 1: "Weather's looking awesome...there's bound to be some Solar Powered Girls out today!"

Guy 2: "Yeah but take care we may see a few decievers out there".

Example 2.
*BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
(Everyone turns around to see the source of loud noise)

"It's just some white van driver beeping his horn at the Solar Powered Girls."
by alabamawhiskeyjar May 6, 2010
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power ballad

An emotional hard rock/heavy metal song, often with a slow tempo, dramatic sung vocals, and many instruments, including acoustic ones and synthesizers. Power ballads usually start soft, then heaviness builds up with drums and heavy electric guitars.
In the eighties, almost every metal band had its power ballad.
by CraftTheMushy August 15, 2015
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Power Pirate

Did you see Power Pirate at Fort Reno last night? It was awesome!
by Obama<3Chess July 16, 2009
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Ven Power

Dude, that car has 3.30 Ven Power
by degaree April 10, 2009
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Slavic Power Party

An social occasion in which two or more persons of various distant Slavic descent meet and consume small or large quantites of alcohol and\or marijuana and then proceed to communicate in different linguistically distant Slavic languages with only partial understanding between them.
Slavic Power Party example:

Polish: " Nie rozumiem o czym ty mówisz"

Croatian:" Ne razumiješ o čemu ja pričam?"

Polish: " Czaję, że mnie nie rozumiesz ale czy ty czaisz , że ja nie rozumiem ciebie?"

Croatian: " Ja razumijem da ti mene ne razumiješ ali ni ja ne razumijem tebe, razumiješ?"

Polish: " Rozumiem !"

Croatian: "Da?"

Polish: "Da!"
by Vlad the Tzar January 10, 2016
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pasta power

The power possessed by the Mario Brothers from the video game and TV show of the same name. Mario and Luigi , being of Italian decent, gain their powers from eating lots of pasta as lots of Italians do.
Mario and Luigi used their “pasta power” to save the princess.
by Milk and a biscuit January 30, 2018
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